$113.5 billion (estimated)

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by The Watching Artist » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:40 pm

I'd buy a Nintendo Switch :D

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:43 pm

I'd buy the headphones Denster got.

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by Squinty » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:46 pm

The Watching Artist wrote:I'd buy a Nintendo Switch :D


Damn straight. I'd also buy some really nice guitars and amps, pay off my house.

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by Hypes » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:47 pm

Buy some cool stuff. Help out family and friends. Build a secret underground lair a la Hank Scorpio, not Josef Fritzl

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by Moggy » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:47 pm

Ad7 wrote:I'd buy the headphones Denster got.


I’d buy the headphone manufacturer and then double the price for Denster’s next pair.

I’d soon have $227 billion. :datass:

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by OrangeRKN » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:13 pm

Moggy wrote:
OrangeRakoon wrote:
Moggy wrote:What would you do if you had that sort of money?


I would fight to abolish the evils of capitalism


I am sure you would be highly successful in that aim with an amount of money that is less than the annual budget of the NHS.


It would make me one hell of a superhero suit though

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by The Watching Artist » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:14 pm

I'd also build a high security prison for Jawa with the key to freedom being completing OOT.

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by Lex-Man » Wed Jan 24, 2018 5:24 pm

I would spend it on Space stuff. I've always wanted to build one of those solar collector things that focus sun light.

This kind of thing

I'd also attempt to build a moon and mars base. Probably something into warp drives as well.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:20 pm

Definitely space for me too. I'd pay for a private trip to the ISS or something.

I'd also bankroll a F1 team for a year and be the number one driver, then just cause mayhem by crashing a lover the place and generally being gooseberry fool.

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by Trelliz » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:40 pm

I might be able to afford a new nvidia graphics card with that.

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by Bunni » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:08 pm

Karl wrote:I would put $110 billion into founding a not-for-profit experimental medical research facility, with resources split roughly evenly between curing cancer and dementia. The organisation would have a long-term goal of conducting research towards extending the average human lifetime in developed countries to 100 years.

I wouldn't be clever enough to actually work at that facility, so I'd take the remaining $4 billion and buy a controlling stake in an animation studio and force them to create the perfect 2D waifu. :datass:


Better invest the other $13b whatever into health social care to look after all these oldies who now aren't dying but still need looked after.

Alternatively, you could invest in euthanasia developments to let people who choose to, die in peace.

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by Moggy » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:14 pm

Ad7 wrote:crashing a lover the place .


:dread:

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:17 pm

:dread:

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by Dual » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:48 pm

I'd buy the business I work for just so I could sack everyone.

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by Victor Mildew » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:52 pm

Dual wrote:I'd buy the business I work for just so I could sack everyone.


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by Dual » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:54 pm

:lol:

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by That » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:13 pm

Bunni wrote:Better invest the other $13b whatever into health social care to look after all these oldies who now aren't dying but still need looked after.

Alternatively, you could invest in euthanasia developments to let people who choose to, die in peace.

Definitely, I totally agree. There's no point giving everyone an extra 10 years if we can't look after them properly.

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by Rocsteady » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:32 pm

Grumpy David wrote:I'd live like this guy:

https://www.instagram.com/danbilzerian/

So many drugs and hookers Instagram fitness models. :datass:

Christ is that banana split still going, remember him from when i was a teen.

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by Rocsteady » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:33 pm

False wrote:All the money in the world wont fix my broken brain so Ill just say that Id give it away to charitable causes when knowing inside Id waste it on immediate short lived carnal pleasures and in time wasting the rest extending my life so that I can fool myself that I never need face the cold embrace of death, before the reaper takes me in the throes of a binge and my material wealth abandons me as I fall kicking and screaming into the abyss.

This is my favourite post.

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by Moggy » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:30 am

Rocsteady wrote:
Grumpy David wrote:I'd live like this guy:

https://www.instagram.com/danbilzerian/

So many drugs and hookers Instagram fitness models. :datass:

Christ is that banana split still going, remember him from when i was a teen.


I think I would use part of the wealth to secretly bribe Dan Bilzerian and Jacob Rees-Mogg to support full Corbynite socialism, just to destroy Grumpy David’s respect for his heroes.


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