13 Real Animals Lifted Directly from Your Nightmares (NSFTM)

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Doubtful.

I have a photo of that spider with the arms and claws on my camera.

Mafro wrote:
Turok wrote:Most of those animals are actually pretty awesome. The red jellyfish, though... fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Looks like a metroid.

It is disgusting looking, but everywhere else says they grow up to 3 feet, rather than the 10 feet suggested in the article. Which makes them a bit less scary

Look Over There wrote:I have a photo of that spider with the arms and claws on my camera.

It was on the One Show last week. Evil looking thing and I don't mind spiders. shudder

And yes I just admitted I watch the One Show. :oops:

The star nosed mole a.k.a. "the creature with another bullshit name because it should be called 'the tentacle faced digbeast'" looks like it should come bursting out of the boiler room of an old church to kill every orphan in the city, only to eventually be cast back into Hell by a retired priest struggling with his own faith played by Lance Henriksen.

~Earl Grey~ wrote:America's only humor and video site, since 1958.

Doubtful.

The magazine from which the site emerged was started in 1958.

The Horror.

I sent the link to this to a few people at work... Only to be told that Cracked is blocked. :fp:

Look Over There wrote:I have a photo of that spider with the arms and claws on my camera.

where did they find that spider just seen it :shock:

North Brazil.

Ryan0rz wrote:The Aye Aye Lemur reminds me of that bat from Basil The Great Mouse Detective.

That was an awesome film. Vincent Price was the bad guy as well.

floydfreak wrote:
Look Over There wrote:I have a photo of that spider with the arms and claws on my camera.

where did they find that spider just seen it

I believe it was found in the 7th layer of Hell.

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Didn't think any of those were too-*sees floydfreak's post* OHGODWHATTHEFUCKISTHAT

Did you smash the gooseberry fool out of it after photo just to make sure it was dead?

There's my picture, it's standing on an ant hill having lunch, they can run suprisingly fast.

Look Over There wrote:

Bit blury, the thing wouldn't stay still.

There's my picture, it's standing on an ant hill having lunch, they can run suprisingly fast.

Image doesn't seem to work.

This is why I never went into the sea until I was 21.

MCN wrote:
Look Over There wrote:

Bit blury, the thing wouldn't stay still.

There's my picture, it's standing on an ant hill having lunch, they can run suprisingly fast.

Image doesn't seem to work.

So sorry, I'll fix that right up.

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13 Real Animals Lifted Directly from Your Nightmares (NSFTM)

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