GRcade

How much for the bed sheets?

I don't think the box exists at all.

Are you sure thats the same box from earlier? something looks.... different

Also need a photo of the box closed up so we know what it will look like when it arrives.

Wow. That's a box with serious attitude. I'm not sure I'd trust it to keep the games remotely safe during transit.

Do you have another, more trustworthy, box?

Is the paper now included in the deal, or is that extra?

I think the box is an optical illusion to trick us into buying his games.

There's clearly room for three more games in there, melatonin.

Dear valued customers,

Please find attached information concerning further details of the box.

Here you will find a snapshot of a half-torn label affixed to the side of the box. This label is a remnant of the box's original usage, of which I cannot quite remember. However I can indeed assure you that the box itself performed admirably, delivering its contents to me in quite a satisfactory manner.



And now having looked at that picture myself with my eyes, I can inform you all that the box once contained the SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION version of the hit PC strategy video game ANNO 1404®. This game came complete in a collector's wooden chest, with commemorative compass, map, and bag of almond seeds to fully compliment the new-world feel of the game itself. Highly recommended.



This is a rare shot of the underside of the box, which many box enthusiasts agree is the single most important side of any box for it to be any good as a box. The keen-eyed among you will notice the high-quality sellotape securing the bottom of the box in place, ensuring that the contents held within are kept well within the vicinity of the box, and not spilling out onto any nearby surfaces (tables, floors, bathroom tiles, etc.)

Needless to say interest in my box is now reaching critical levels, as the views indicator to the right of this thread will indicate.

Regards,

The Box Dude co.

Where the strawberry float are the games?

What games?

Knock a fiver off the price since the label is torn m8

If you throw in another game I'll give you a glass of water once you deliver it.

That's a damn fine box

It really is a nice box, but I'm not sure I really need another right now.

The new box looks smaller than the old box.

No deal.

Dear potential box owners,

Please see signature.

The Box Dude co.

So if I buy the box, the games are free?

Could you please take a picture of each game individually.