A Uwe Boll game...

PostA Uwe Boll game... by **Gandalf** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:10 pm

...Dear God......NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40153.html

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **mrsharpshooter** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:14 pm

The jungle section looks like a cheap version of Far Cry 2 . :shock:

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **KomandaHeck** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:15 pm

looks gooseberry fool.

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Qikz** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:17 pm

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY!

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Peter Crisp** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:17 pm

How does this bloke get any money? From what can gather everything he does is rubbish and almost universally hated.

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Alvin Flummux** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:17 pm

How low was the frame rate? :lol:

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **mrsharpshooter** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:20 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:How does this bloke get any money? From what can gather everything he does is rubbish and almost universally hated.

He dabbles in the German Stock Exchange apparently .

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Alpha eX** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:15 pm

Is this guy a joke? Does he purposely make terrible films and now games?

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Poncho** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:25 pm

I like how everything is blurry to hide the fact that the game looks like the arse end of a horse.

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Weapon of Choice** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:21 pm

I thought it looked pretty good.

I'd buy it. It's time I bought another DS game.

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Memento Mori** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:28 pm

How is Uwe Boll involved in this?

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **mrsharpshooter** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:27 pm

Memento Mori wrote:How is Uwe Boll involved in this?

It's a movie tie-in

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Memento Mori** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:36 pm

mrsharpshooter wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:How is Uwe Boll involved in this?

It's a movie tie-in

Why would you make a game of a terrible movie no-one will watch?

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Skarjo** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:40 pm

Memento Mori wrote:
mrsharpshooter wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:How is Uwe Boll involved in this?

It's a movie tie-in

Why would you make a game of a terrible movie no-one will watch?

The same reason he's been making terrible movies of games that no one will watch; THERE'S ABOUT FIFTY TO BE MADE!

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Memento Mori** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:40 pm

Skarjo wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:
mrsharpshooter wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:How is Uwe Boll involved in this?

It's a movie tie-in

Why would you make a game of a terrible movie no-one will watch?

The same reason he's been making terrible movies of games that no one will watch; THERE'S ABOUT FIFTY TO BE MADE!

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Skarjo** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:43 pm

Memento Mori wrote:
Skarjo wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:
mrsharpshooter wrote:
Memento Mori wrote:How is Uwe Boll involved in this?

It's a movie tie-in

Why would you make a game of a terrible movie no-one will watch?

The same reason he's been making terrible movies of games that no one will watch; THERE'S ABOUT FIFTY TO BE MADE!

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Dante** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:44 pm

Damn him and his Nazi Gold! I just wish he had really been shot in the balls

Website · PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Tragic Magic** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:26 am

There was an interview on Gametrailers with Uwe Boll. He seemed to be quite intelligent and I was beginning to warm to him. But then half way through the interview, he said that Bioshock had an awful/next to no storyline. I face palmed. Geoff Keighley almost burst out laughing.

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Drunken_Master** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:34 am

Doesn't look THAT bad. Looks miles better than Mercenaries 2 for instance. However, who'd actually be stupid enough to buy a dodgy looking, dodgy playing FPS game?

It seems as if the German government has closed the tax break loophole Uwe exploited to make his films and have now moved onto games.

PostRe: A Uwe Boll game... by **Jax** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:44 pm

If you were a soldier in 1968, they would've...

Oh really well thanks for telling me that.

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