Acceptable number of sexual partners?

You know a post's fail when no one comments on Isla Fisher.

She was really tight too. Weird.

Santa Nan wrote:
Jaxley wrote:
Santa Nan wrote:
Hangung Uh Bauble wrote:But 33 rhymes with STD and you dont want any of that!

32 could defintely rhyme with some kind of poo...

Keep going lads, we're slowly lowering the level of accepted slaggishness.

GRcade - Lowering Standards since 2008.

Technically Jaxley man, we're actually raising standards because we're lowering the accepted number of previous partners.

*Looks around* No, no, definitely lowering.

I would usually go with "enough previous partners to minimise the risk of ineptitude". Obviously you can have had many previous partners and still be totally useless, but a general guideline is desirable. So think positively - if she's been with a few guys, she's had plenty of practice. Or alternatively, the pressure is on you ¬_¬.

I just knew this would be an Igor thread.

Too many is up to you. This has never been a problem for me as my only ever girlfriend was a 0er. 8-)

I still managed to ruin one New Years Eve when I found out she had pulled some guys before we started going out simply because I didn't know about it. :fp:

It was such a stupid thing to do it is Igoresque.

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to strawberry float her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a gooseberry fool?

**Sigh**

She was thought that it wasn't very good sex, and was looking to explain it and "take the blame
"

You know.

So you didn't feel alwful for being a crap shag.

Igor wrote:What about you? Compared to how many girls you've slept with, what would be an acceptable number of guys for a girl you're interested in?

Largely irrelevant, so long as she's not ridden with STD's.

Brerlaplands Santa Hat wrote:i went out with a girl for a few months who had "forgotten" how many people shed slept with, but it was somewhere in the "twenties". At first i thought i could get past it but it really bugged me tbh. We didnt last long.

We have no future :cry:

My wife's had about 12.
She is my only one.

Oh and fit girl is a virgin @ 23!

just thought i'd throw that one in there.

Bethlehemster wrote:Oh and fit girl is a virgin @ 23!

just thought i'd throw that one in there.

She can't be that fit then

I'm with Brerlap - if a lass has had more dicks than hot dinners, then it puts me off too. If it's a similar figure to me, I don't mind.
And you'd be surprised about tight snatches - I was with a lass who had a kid, expected to discover a 'wizards sleeve' type scenario, but got the opposite.

Bethlehemster wrote:My wife's had about 12.
She is my only one.

Oh and fit girl is a virgin @ 23!

just thought i'd throw that one in there.

Can I have her number? :twisted:

To Buff And FE respectively:

strawberry float you and strawberry float No!
:mrgreen:

I'd like to think that a really high number wouldn't put me off but it probably would to an extent.

Any number is an acceptable number. Stop feeling constained by social convention.

Bethlehemster wrote:Oh and fit girl is a virgin @ 23!

just thought i'd throw that one in there.

MEGATON

Yo mayne what part of the strawberry floating game is this???

Yo, don't worry about how many blokes a chick has had. That's her business. If you know you can give her that good dick (no homo) then it shouldn't be a problem.

As long as she's clean and ain't got a bucket then it's all good mayne.

Also, rookie mistake letting her know you had an issue with it.

I've know 16 years olds who have had at least double the amount this bird has had.

Also :lol:

@ 4.5

0.5??? Nah mayne, that ain't even count if it was just a blow job mayne.

Any way me old son, good luck with her. Go to her yard and rag her out mayne, she's basically telling you to at the minute.

Egg Noggy Digital wrote:Yo mayne what part of the strawberry floating game is this???

Yo, don't worry about how many blokes a chick has had. That's her business. If you know you can give her that good dick (no homo) then it shouldn't be a problem.

As long as she's clean and ain't got a bucket then it's all good mayne.

Also, rookie mistake letting her know you had an issue with it.

I've know 16 years olds who have had at least double the amount this bird has had.

Also @ 4.5

0.5??? Nah mayne, that ain't even count if it was just a blow job mayne.

Any way me old son, good luck with her. Go to her yard and rag her out mayne, she's basically telling you to at the minute.

Yo mayne, those rent boys you pay on Clapham Common don't count as they're pros.

Festive Exception wrote:
Egg Noggy Digital wrote:Yo mayne what part of the strawberry floating game is this???

Yo, don't worry about how many blokes a chick has had. That's her business. If you know you can give her that good dick (no homo) then it shouldn't be a problem.

As long as she's clean and ain't got a bucket then it's all good mayne.

Also, rookie mistake letting her know you had an issue with it.

I've know 16 years olds who have had at least double the amount this bird has had.

Also @ 4.5

0.5??? Nah mayne, that ain't even count if it was just a blow job mayne.

Any way me old son, good luck with her. Go to her yard and rag her out mayne, she's basically telling you to at the minute.

Yo mayne, those rent boys you pay on Clapham Common don't count as they're pros.

How did I know your stalking ass was gonna turn up in here???

Yo mayne, don't try to pull that slick gooseberry fool when you ain't even got your dick wet before kid.

Leave this talk to the men, ya dig???

Warning: Do not make it your mission to sleep with as many people as possible. I have been with too many guys, especially in the last 12 months, and the result is that they all blur into one and don't bring me the sort of satisfaction I got when sex used to be something to work towards.

It's so much easier for the gays.

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