Acceptable number of sexual partners?

Over 100 is too many.

Jaxley wrote:
Memento Merry wrote:
Igor wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:Igor, let's worry about getting you to 1 first shall we?

haha, funniez.

My number isn't important (4.5). I was just wondering what the acceptable number was for everyone else?

I don't think anyone cares. It was before they met you , so what's the problem?

Well it makes them sound easy, not gonna stick around for long, you know.

Not really.. I mean, she was in a relationship for three years before hand. Nothing for two months, once she realised what she was doing.

The .5 was supposed to represent a girl where it didn't go all the way.. Yeah.

And cheers Banjo. I supposed it's like when people say 'Once a cheat, always a cheat', which I don't agree with. It was in the past, and way before I knew her.. She was actually distressed when I said it bothered me slightly..

And Cuban Mistletoe Crisis although that is your second (I think) long post taking the piss out of me, it's still great.

Igor wrote:
Jaxley wrote:
Memento Merry wrote:
Igor wrote:
Hexxmas wrote:Igor, let's worry about getting you to 1 first shall we?

haha, funniez.

My number isn't important (4.5). I was just wondering what the acceptable number was for everyone else?

I don't think anyone cares. It was before they met you , so what's the problem?

Well it makes them sound easy, not gonna stick around for long, you know.

Not really.. I mean, she was in a relationship for three years before hand. Nothing for two months, once she realised what she was doing.

The .5 was supposed to represent a girl where it didn't go all the way.. Yeah.

And cheers Banjo. I supposed it's like when people say 'Once a cheat, always a cheat', which I don't agree with. It was in the past, and way before I knew her.. She was actually distressed when I said it bothered me slightly..

And Cuban Mistletoe Crisis although that is your second (I think) long post taking the piss out of me, it's still great.

You massive twat :lol:

You never say stuff like that bothers you. You say it doesn't, otherwise she's going to think you have a really low opinion of her and you're shallow.

Festive Exception wrote: You say it doesn't, otherwise she's going to have an accurate impression of you

Hexxmas wrote:Igor, let's worry about getting you to 1 first shall we?

Am I wrong then? Surely you don't agree with someone when they are asking you to justify their insecurities. I mean, strawberry floats sake, even I know to have some tact about gooseberry fool like this.

Say it doesn't bother you, then mature the strawberry float up and get over it. You'll find it's a lot easier than trying to appologise about telling her you think she's a bit slaggy.

Festive Exception wrote:You massive twat

You never say stuff like that bothers you. You say it doesn't, otherwise she's going to think you have a really low opinion of her and you're shallow.

FE, I think we are all well aware that I am a massive twat. Take last night for example: I was round her house. We were talking in her room, we watched a film, blah blah blah. It gets to about 1.10am, and I stand to stretch my legs. I must have given the impression that I wanted to leave, because she said "Oh, are you leaving?"

I took this to mean "I'm tired, leave."

But no. She didn't want me to leave. She wanted me to hug her. She wanted me to kiss her. What did I do? I left, I didn't hug her, I didn't kiss her. She told me this about 30 minutes after I left. She showed me the chat log she had with her mate. Even her mate asked if I'd kissed her/hugged her.

I'm a strawberry floating imbecile.

And she did exactly what you just said. "You think less of me now." "You probably think I'm a slag." "I love the way you look at me, but you won't now."

Ha, the night I met her, my mate was like "She's gagging for it." When she found out he said this, she immediately went on the defensive, saying that she wasn't like that at all, and that she didn't want me to think she was. Why the strawberry float did I push it?

PostRe: Acceptable number of sexual partners? by KK » Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:01 am

Are you sure this isn't a script to a sitcom?

I like you Igor. You're like me if I knew women.

KKLEIN wrote:Are you sure this isn't a script to a sitcom?

Or the absolute worst romcom ever.

KKLEIN wrote:Are you sure this isn't a script to a sitcom?

Maybe OTN can adapt it for his Uni project... It'd be more depressing than funny though.

I think it would be to the internet demographic what Muse is to teenagers (and PsychoPriest).

YouTube

My wife told me she has had 50 sexual partners. Didn't bother me (I've had just under half that amount) and I will tell you she is the dirtiest best strawberry float I have ever had! Seriously eye opening stuff! Her past is her past. It's irrelevant to me. She's clean, she did some wild stuff before she met me and she hasn't cheated on me, so who gives a strawberry float! Chill out and don't judge a girl on her past. Only on what she does with you in the present.

Even I'm not this awful with women. :fp:

Hold on, this isn't a Gario topic?

Igor wrote:Okay, so a certain conversation this evening as prompted me to question the above..

Considering most of us are guys here, what would be the acceptable number of sexual partners for a potential girlfriend? Not just a shag, but a potential girlfriend, who you happen to really like, compared to how many women you've slept with?

Say if you had only been with a few girls, but a girl has slept with 9 guys over a period of about 10 months? For three years before this, she was in a committed relationship. Would you have a problem with this? She hasn't been with anyone in the last two months, and is clean.

So, you've been with a pitiful amount, and haven't gotten any in about 7 months. She slept with 9 guys over a period of 8 months, 2 months before you met her. Okay, right?

What about you? Compared to how many girls you've slept with, what would be an acceptable number of guys for a girl you're interested in?

...

I wish people wouldn't get their sexual education from an awkward mix of Friends and Clerks.

Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to strawberry float her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a gooseberry fool?

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to strawberry float her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a gooseberry fool?

She did, for some reason.

She was probably testing me. She did lie quite a lot for no apparent reason though, very odd.

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