Acceptable number of sexual partners?

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to **** her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a ****?

She wanted you to think she was a slag as a test?

Kind of how much do you want me, is it enough to risk your health...

Santa Nan wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to **** her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a ****?

She wanted you to think she was a slag as a test?

Kind of how much do you want me, is it enough to risk your health...

She was obviously lying, she was tight as a gnat's chuff. So tight, in fact, that it took me a few minutes to get in and I actually tore her. She had to go to the doctor's the day after!

I was trying to decide if that was verging into 'too much information' territory myself.

Oh Teh Snows wrote:

Santa Nan wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to **** her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a ****?

She wanted you to think she was a slag as a test?

Kind of how much do you want me, is it enough to risk your health...

She was obviously lying, she was tight as a gnat's chuff. So tight, in fact, that it took me a few minutes to get in and I actually tore her. She had to go to the doctor's the day after!

The hymn of the tiny-cocked, insecure plum.

Must be Christmas.

@ Skarjo

33 or less.

Because 34 rhymes with DIRTY WHORE and you don't want any of that.

bear wrote:33 or less.

Because 34 rhymes with DIRTY WHORE and you don't want any of that.

33 = Duty free!

34 = Dirty Whore.

Hangung Uh Bauble wrote:But 33 rhymes with STD and you dont want any of that!

32 could defintely rhyme with some kind of poo...

Keep going lads, we're slowly lowering the level of accepted slaggishness.

31 - Fisting fun

Santa Nan wrote:

Hangung Uh Bauble wrote:But 33 rhymes with STD and you dont want any of that!

32 could defintely rhyme with some kind of poo...

Keep going lads, we're slowly lowering the level of accepted slaggishness.

GRcade - Lowering Standards since 2008.

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to strawberry float her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a gooseberry fool?

I told you I was a virgin because I thought that's what all boys wanted to hear...

Jaxley wrote:

Santa Nan wrote:

Hangung Uh Bauble wrote:But 33 rhymes with STD and you dont want any of that!

32 could defintely rhyme with some kind of poo...

Keep going lads, we're slowly lowering the level of accepted slaggishness.

GRcade - Lowering Standards since 2008.

Technically Jaxley man, we're actually raising standards because we're lowering the accepted number of previous partners.

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to strawberry float her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a gooseberry fool?

She obviously meant 'that night'.

Slaze wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to **** her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a ****?

She obviously meant 'that night'.

Win!

Skarjo wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:

Santa Nan wrote:

Oh Teh Snows wrote:Girl I slept with in March told me she's been with 20 people since she was 16. I was a little surprised by this, but I let it go since I wanted to **** her.

So, straight after we finish having sex for the first time, she looks at me and says, "You were my second."

So, it just goes to show, who gives a ****?

She wanted you to think she was a slag as a test?

Kind of how much do you want me, is it enough to risk your health...

She was obviously lying, she was tight as a gnat's chuff. So tight, in fact, that it took me a few minutes to get in and I actually tore her. She had to go to the doctor's the day after!

The hymn of the tiny-cocked, insecure plum.

Must be Christmas.

That actually happened though. I may be tiny, but not tiny enough for her!

Maybe you stuck it in the wrong hole?

You know a post's fail when no one comments on Isla Fisher.

She was really tight too. Weird.

Santa Nan wrote:

Jaxley wrote:

Santa Nan wrote:

Hangung Uh Bauble wrote:But 33 rhymes with STD and you dont want any of that!

32 could defintely rhyme with some kind of poo...

Keep going lads, we're slowly lowering the level of accepted slaggishness.

GRcade - Lowering Standards since 2008.

Technically Jaxley man, we're actually raising standards because we're lowering the accepted number of previous partners.

*Looks around* No, no, definitely lowering.

I would usually go with "enough previous partners to minimise the risk of ineptitude". Obviously you can have had many previous partners and still be totally useless, but a general guideline is desirable. So think positively - if she's been with a few guys, she's had plenty of practice. Or alternatively, the pressure is on you ¬_¬.