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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by JediDragon05 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:16 pm

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by JediDragon05 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:28 pm


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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Fade » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:34 pm

kommissarboris wrote:
Preezy wrote:Think I might grab this and AVP (missed out on it when it came out for some reason), double dose of Aliens action :D

Cheapest place for AVP (PS3), anyone?


I've caved :fp:

I've sent out people to pick this up for me to play tonight.

Its the fan in me, and the self harmer.

Ps3 version.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by TheTurnipKing » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:44 pm

Mockmaster wrote:Eurogamer are doing a live playthrough of this right now:

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013- ... om-5pm-gmt

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Has anyone got an equivalent gif of the alien from Argus Press's "Alien" and it's terrifying crotch wiggle attack?

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Preezy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:44 pm

kommissarboris wrote:For Co-Op giggles, who else is on the PS3?

I'll be on PS3 when I eventually get it.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by kommissarboris » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:46 pm

Fade wrote:
kommissarboris wrote:
Preezy wrote:Think I might grab this and AVP (missed out on it when it came out for some reason), double dose of Aliens action :D

Cheapest place for AVP (PS3), anyone?


I've caved :fp:

I've sent out people to pick this up for me to play tonight.

Its the fan in me, and the self harmer.

Ps3 version.

Are you a mob boss?


No :shifty:

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Alvin Flummux » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:49 pm

Some choice words from Jim Sterling's Twitter:

That good looking demo of Colonial Marines they kept showing at events? Not part of the game. It was entirely contrived, and basically a lie.


https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/ ... 1998694400
 
I played Marine-side multiplayer (never let you play Xenos, with good reason it turns out!). They claimed it was alpha...


https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/ ... 8273017856
 
... but if it *was* alpha, it still is, because it feels and plays the same as it did back then.


https://twitter.com/JimSterling/status/ ... 4630322177

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by mic » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:56 pm

Apparently, he saw an alien once...

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Preezy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:58 pm

JediDragon05 wrote:Image

:lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Seven » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:10 pm

JediDragon05 wrote:Just read a spoiler


What was the spoiler?

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by JediDragon05 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:16 pm

Seven wrote:
JediDragon05 wrote:Just read a spoiler


What was the spoiler?


I wont post it but I think this sums it up perfectly:

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Buffalo » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:17 pm

Rather enjoying this. Weapons feel weighty, the atmosphere is spot on too. Liking the upgrade facility.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by RatedRVD » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:19 pm

I've rented it.
Im on the last level.
Its not the best game ever made, but its no way near the worst.

I'm enjoying it more then i did with Dead Island!
Aliens go down far too easy! :evil:


If you like aliens you should play it, just for the story - it wraps up most of the Aliens storyline - sorta
Its more interesting then COD Post COD 2

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Seven » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:20 pm

JediDragon05 wrote:
Seven wrote:
JediDragon05 wrote:Just read a spoiler


What was the spoiler?


I wont post it but I think this sums it up perfectly


Deaf guy here, but since I've seen ep, it makes no sense? Did they strawberry float up the story?

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by kommissarboris » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:22 pm

Buffalo wrote:Rather enjoying this. Weapons feel weighty, the atmosphere is spot on too. Liking the upgrade facility.


360 or ps3?

The wrong answer will mean a life time of non co-op Aliens awesome time with me.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Skippy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:22 pm

JediDragon05 wrote:
Seven wrote:
JediDragon05 wrote:Just read a spoiler


What was the spoiler?


I wont post it but I think this sums it up perfectly


Go oooon, I don't think anyone really cares.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Buffalo » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:22 pm

360, Al Capone.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Buffalo » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:23 pm

Skippy wrote:
JediDragon05 wrote:
Seven wrote:
JediDragon05 wrote:Just read a spoiler


What was the spoiler?


I wont post it but I think this sums it up perfectly


Go oooon, I don't think anyone really cares.


No strawberry float that, some of us do. No spoilers.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by Preezy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:23 pm

I would also like you to spoiler any spoilers, please.

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PostRe: Aliens: Derp Marines - The blunder of the Century
by JediDragon05 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:24 pm

Seven wrote:
JediDragon05 wrote:
Seven wrote:
JediDragon05 wrote:Just read a spoiler


What was the spoiler?


I wont post it but I think this sums it up perfectly:
[video]

Deaf guy here, but since I've seen ep, it makes no sense? Did they strawberry float up the story?


I'm sorry pal, I'd totally forgot :oops: :fp:

The spoiler:

Hicks survived, woke up when Weyland Mercs boarded the Sulaco. Somehow he put another body in the Cryo tube, just because lol. When asked about who that body was, he answers with the above mentioned "that's another story" excuse.

It not only disregards canon, it also turns Ripley into a women in a fridge, so that the Marines can avenge her "death" with their uber manly macho badass attitude.

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