All new Thursday jokage!!!
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Gandalf
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Well, not really. But I just had these mailed to me!
The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
Bastards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on ... .My face'
I've just been 2 my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f**k me pass the parcel was fast!
I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to Cornwall . It's the first thing in ages that's tried to get in this country that's strawberry floating white !!
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best sex I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on?
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday?
THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.
Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the bastard was corgi registered
Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on Shrove Tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a tosser.
The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble with squatters!
85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
Bastards! Just been thrown out & barred from the local swimming baths because I had my Speedo trunks on! What I didn't know was the 'S' had come off the logo!!
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on ... .My face'
I've just been 2 my first Muslim birthday party! Musical chairs was a bit slow but f**k me pass the parcel was fast!
I dunno what all the fuss is about this shark coming to Cornwall . It's the first thing in ages that's tried to get in this country that's strawberry floating white !!
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best sex I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on?
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday?
THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.
Just popped home, caught the plumber with his dick in the dog! Can't believe the police won't do anything! They said the bastard was corgi registered
Are you available to come to a charity pancake competition on Shrove Tuesday? The organisers have the pans and the ingredients they just need a tosser.
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Fatal Exception
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Shadow
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Adam Pollard
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Gandalf wrote:THE BBC HAVE SAID THAT BLACK AND ASIANS ARE NOT REPRESENTED ENOUGH ON TV SO THEY'RE PUTTING CRIMEWATCH ON TWICE A WEEK.
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Cropolite
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Gandalf wrote:85% of Liverpudlian males say they enjoy sex in the shower........ The other 15% haven't been to prison yet
Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on ... .My face'
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners. Afterwards Paddy said to Murphy that's the best sex I've ever had, I wonder how the girls got on?
If mothers Celebrate mothers day, fathers celebrate fathers day, lovers celebrate valentines day, do wankers celebrate palm sunday?
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President Evil
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A bit late now but still quite funny.......
A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face ,mouth and teeth covered in blood ! All the other bats get so exited and ask where did he get it all from . "Follow me.." he says. Over they flew over the hills,over the river and into a dark forest."See that tree over there ..? "yes" they reply "Well i F**kin didn't"
Skarjo wrote:
Plus I never listen to Jesus. I'm never taking exercise advice from a guy who got nailed halfway through a star-jump.
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Look Over There
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- Location: N. Ireland
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PatSharpsMullet
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rinks
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- Location: Aboard the train that goes around the world
Loves us all since 2008
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Captian Kil
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PatSharpsMullet wrote:So Lewis Hamiltion is the F1 world champion after pipping Massa to the title right at the end. The last time a Brazilian got strawberry floated this badly by a Brit was at Stockwell tube station.
Sweet Jesus.
Jiggles wrote:What even is money?
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Johnny Ryall
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- Location: Box Elder, MO
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rawandpeace
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Gandalf wrote:Just bought a racehorse called 'My Face', It may not be any good but I can't wait to hear all the women in the crowd screaming 'come on ... .My face'
That is quite possibly the worst joke have ever read/heard.
FFS
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rawandpeace
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