And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sunday

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PostAnd now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sunday
by KK » Tue May 03, 2011 4:24 pm

DailyMoan wrote:Stripping, vomiting and fighting: Shame of Cambridge students after drunken Bank Holiday party in park ruins family picnics

  • Students wield pig's head on stake
  • Drunken students vomit and urinate in bushes
  • Dozens daubed in 'war paint' take part in organised fight

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A girl so unattractive we've had to pixelate her wretched face. That cum dripping down her stomach is fine, however.

With blistering temperatures on a bank holiday weekend, it was the perfect opportunity to soak up a little sun, go for a walk, or perhaps fire up the barbecue.

But for the leaders and thinkers of tomorrow it was just another chance to become recklessly drunk.

Around 1,000 Cambridge University students gathered for Caesarian Sunday, a riotous party in a city centre public park to mark the beginning of the summer term.

Visitors to Jesus Green, including many with children, were subjected to views of students fighting, stripping off, vomiting and urinating in bushes and flower beds.

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A policeman tells students to remove those strawberry floating God-Awful shorts on Jesus Green in Cambridge.

One of the most revolting sights was a pig’s head being carried through the park on the end of a stake.

Many of those taking part were members of college drinking societies who took part in bizarre initiation ceremonies.

Girls were seen DRINKING THROUGH CONDOMS and others downed pints while wearing stinking necklaces of kippers.

The centrepiece of the day was an organised fight between the drinking societies of Jesus College and Girton, known respectively as the Caesarians and the Green Giants.

Several students were left bloodied and bruised by the combat as colleagues cheered them on.

Police spoke to revellers, many of whom were so drunk they were unable to stand, but no arrests were made.

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Four poofters, one of them obese, in the River Cam[eron?].

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Janet Banner, 34, who was picnicking in the park with her partner and two teenage children, said: ‘There was lots of rubbish flying across Jesus Green, guys urinating in front of us, bad language, and people carrying a pig’s head on a stick.

‘The police were called at one point but didn’t do anything. I am sure if they weren’t students they wouldn’t get away with it.

‘Surely Cambridge University students should not be behaving like that.’

A mother-of-two, who asked not to be named, said: ‘I was with my son who is only five and didn’t understand what was going on. He was terrified and we had to leave.

‘It is disgusting what was allowed to go on. It may be a public park but that doesn’t mean you can do what you want.’

Another visitor said: ‘The students were running around semi-naked, vomiting and singing rowdy drinking songs.

‘It’s not something I’d expect to see in the centre of Cambridge on a Sunday afternoon and I’m furious my kids were exposed to it. Some of the students were totally out of control.’

Caesarian Sunday takes place on the first bank holiday of the summer term and is regarded as the last opportunity to let off steam before the gruelling summer term which concludes with end-of-year exams.

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Lets hope this tomfoolery doesn't ESCALATE into blind, ugly violence.

It is said to have started when a member of the Green Giants stole a bottle of Pimm’s from a Caesarian. The bottle was then thrown at the Caesarian in a challenge to fight.

Now, every year, the president of Girton’s drinking society downs a bottle of Pimm’s and invites the Jesus drinking society to fight.

Hundreds of students began arriving at the park on Sunday morning. Many had started drinking the night before and the boozing continued throughout the day, sparking often nauseating scenes of anti-social behaviour.

At around 3pm, more than 20 male students wearing ‘war paint’ on their faces fought each other.

One team, wearing make-shift togas, held aloft the pig’s head standard as they marched in to battle.

Afterwards, some students jumped into the nearby River Cam in their underwear or staggered into night clubs.

A student, who declined to be named, said: ‘The fighting was pretty vicious this year. A lot of the stuff that goes on is really quite shocking, especially as it’s in a public place, but most of the students are so drunk they just don’ t care.

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‘Many of them started drinking at breakfast or even the night before and have just carried on drinking all day.

‘For the drinking societies it is one of the biggest events in their calendar and some graduates even come back especially for the occasion.

‘Many of the students think they work hard, so deserve to drink and party.’

Another student, who gave his name as Ben, added: ‘I don’t think we have to justify this. The university has been around for 800 years and traditions go on for a long time.

‘A lot of things are just accepted and I think students are quite sensitive to local people.’

Another drink-fuelled party which heralds the end of exams in June is known as Suicide Sunday.

Two years ago the event, which is organised by the Wyverns, an all-male Magdalene College drinking society, had to be held in a new location for the first time in 80 years after officials banned students from staging it on university land.

The decision was made after Nadia Witkowski, 23, who was taking part in a jelly-wrestling contest, punched a female spectator.

http://www.dailyfail.co.uk/news/article ... party.html

Pretty fair and balanced reporting by the Daily Mail there, all things considered.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by SEP » Tue May 03, 2011 4:27 pm

KKLEIN wrote:
DailyMoan wrote:It is said to have started when a member of the Green Giants stole a bottle of Pimm’s from a Caesarian.



That is the most middle-class sentence ever written.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by Godzilla » Tue May 03, 2011 4:35 pm

Nadia Witkowski, 23, who was taking part in a jelly-wrestling contest, punched a female spectator


And that's the most arousing :lol:

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by Tafdolphin » Tue May 03, 2011 4:40 pm

Reminds me of the Bullingdon Club:

Andrew Gimson, biographer of Boris Johnson, reported about the club in the 1980s: "I don't think an evening would have ended without a restaurant being trashed and being paid for in full, very often in cash. [...] A night in the cells would be regarded as being par for a Buller man and so would debagging anyone who really attracted the irritation of the Buller men."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullingdon_Club

Members included George Osbourne, Boris Johnson and David Cameron.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by JiggerJay » Tue May 03, 2011 4:59 pm

It's gooseberry fool like this that pisses me off with the "upper classes" I wish I'd set up some kind of intra-university fight club when I was a student, have your own university cage fighting league! let's see these Toffs try their hat at this!

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue May 03, 2011 5:02 pm

Sounds like a pretty awesome party.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by Starbreaker » Tue May 03, 2011 5:24 pm

Mail in "Students get pissed and behave irresponsibly before exams" shocker.

Although I don't recall my university having drinking societies. I'd have joined.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by Rocsteady » Tue May 03, 2011 5:39 pm

I never even realised university's allowed drinking societies unless you dressed it up as something wanky like whisky appreciation society.

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by satriales » Tue May 03, 2011 5:47 pm

KKLEIN wrote:Image


:lol: :lol:

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by caseinpoint » Tue May 03, 2011 5:59 pm

Oh dear, I know a good number of those people...

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by KomandaHeck » Tue May 03, 2011 6:03 pm

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PostAnd now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sunday
by Oh Teh Noes » Tue May 03, 2011 6:29 pm

Camborne School of Mines was a drinking society. Their motto was "An old Cornish drinking school with a mining problem".

They were second only to the Falmouth English students in their drinking.

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by Hulohot » Tue May 03, 2011 7:17 pm

satriales wrote:
KKLEIN wrote:Image


:lol: :lol:


Quite. :lol: :wub:

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by CaptainCalcium » Tue May 03, 2011 7:21 pm

Pfft, id like to see them try their hand at a Glaswegian University drinking day. You have to chase each shot with heroin. Sorts the real men from the boys.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by rinks » Tue May 03, 2011 8:11 pm

This is Karlprof's destiny.

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by mcrider » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:00 am

These young ones are gonna be ruling the world in the next few years. I cannot imagine how the next generation will be after them.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by jamcc » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:44 am

Ya ya. Literally, I was at Jesus Green yesterday...

And then I CHUNDERED EVERYWHERE.

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by Beans » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:14 am

Pricks

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PostRe: And now for something you can't relate to: Caesarian Sun
by Christopher » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:20 am

Ruining the good name of my city :x

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by jamcc » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:04 am

You do not live in Cambridge.


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