And you think YOU have a gooseberry fool job...

My poop must have sprayed a few people then on my way from Norwich to London.Hope its not the other way as its so late at night as I've usually had a good few beers by then after watching a match or meeting friends.

Pooing on a train. :dread:

On a serious note, I though it all went into the tank things they use in planes now they have the new trains?

Christmas Crackerrkal wrote:On a serious note, I though it all went into the tank things they use in planes now they have the new trains?

On the new trains, yes. But a lot of rolling stock still in use is ancient.

Somebody Else's Presents wrote:
Christmas Crackerrkal wrote:On a serious note, I though it all went into the tank things they use in planes now they have the new trains?

On the new trains, yes. But a lot of rolling stock still in use is ancient.

Ahh ok, we must be spoiled in Hastings then as we get only new shiny trains

I think all trains have a tank now, so this must be for rail workers in the north where it comes from the windows.

Halo wrote:I think all trains have a tank now, so this must be for rail workers in the north where it comes from the windows.

Some of the local ones passing through Reading dump gooseberry fool out onto the track :dread:

Festive Eggnog wrote:
Halo wrote:I think all trains have a tank now, so this must be for rail workers in the north where it comes from the windows.

Some of the local ones passing through Reading dump gooseberry fool out onto the track

It does tend to be local services, especially ones that are still using the old Pacer and Sprinter units.

Somebody Else's Presents wrote:
Festive Eggnog wrote:
Halo wrote:I think all trains have a tank now, so this must be for rail workers in the north where it comes from the windows.

Some of the local ones passing through Reading dump gooseberry fool out onto the track

It does tend to be local services, especially ones that are still using the old Pacer and Sprinter units.

You can spot them because it has a sign saying "PLEASE DON'T FLUSH WHEN THE TRAIN IS AT A STATION" :slol:

Who the hell poos on a train? Get a grip and save it up for your own bog hole.

Gario wrote:Who the hell poos on a train? Get a grip and save it up for your own bog hole.

It's a last resort. And the state of the toilets show that :dread:

The only place I'd like to gooseberry fool less is a Chinese public toilet. The strawberry floating state of those :dread:

And I've shat in the woods.

Gario wrote:Who the hell poos on a train? Get a grip and save it up for your own bog hole.

Gario wrote:Who the hell poos on a train? Get a grip and save it up for your own bog hole.

when you have had a good few beers and you have a long journey home sometimes you just have to go.

There's no excuse not to have motion detectors by now. First world country my seeping arse.

I'll poop wherever the hell I want to poop.

The trains in the South West were designed in the '60s, built in the '70s and were supposed to be retired (again) in 2012. Yay, investment.

Ebenezer Scrooge wrote:Pooing on a train.

A gooseberry fool snob. Nothing worse than a gooseberry fool snob.

Pontius Pilate wrote:
Ebenezer Scrooge wrote:Pooing on a train.

A gooseberry fool snob. Nothing worse than a gooseberry fool snob.

Murdering an innocent child is worse.

No gooseberry fool.

Gario wrote:Who the hell poos on a train? Get a grip and save it up for your own bog hole.

"Saving it up" is one of the most unhealthy things a man can do to his colon. Aside from letting another man stick it in him, of course.

Festive Eggnog wrote:
Halo wrote:I think all trains have a tank now, so this must be for rail workers in the north where it comes from the windows.

Some of the local ones passing through Reading dump gooseberry fool out onto the track

To be fair, it is Reading. What else is that place good for?

itt gooseberry fool

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