Anyone ever pretend summat you saw in a film really happened

Drunken_Master wrote:

Octoroc wrote:I often boast that I can drive from Dortmund to Kassel in under 12 parsecs. Geddit?

I'm not lying: In truth it's a very much shorter journey than that - about 360 trillion kilometres shorter.

Of course, no one ever understands what the strawberry float I'm talking about.

Dortmund? I've never seen such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Drunken_Master wrote:

Cal wrote:This is true:

When I was still at primary school, my then best-friend assured me he had a full-sized working Dalek at home. I suppose I was - what? - eight or nine years old, tops. I truly believed him. I don't know where I thought he got the thing from, or what it was doing in his house... I was just a kid.

Imagine my disappointment. Still, he did have a great Action Man™ collection.

Ah! So this was the traumatic event from your childhood which turned you into a GAY?

Steve wrote:I tell every girl I meet that I have a DeLorean and I invite them back to have a fiddle with my Flux Capacitor.

Steve wrote:I tell every girl I meet that I have a DeLorean and I invite them back to have a fiddle with my Flux Capacitor.

moi wrote:At school one lunchtime, this burly, bolshy ******* called Richard Thresher tried to impress some girls by pushing my spindly form to the floor and trying to make me eat grass. I reacted by ducking out of his way, snatching up a clump of the grass and throwing it in his face, shouting 'the pleasure's all yours, bomb-head' (as he had a head the shape of a bomb). That's not a lie, that actually happened - might have been my finest moment! Risky though, as if he'd caught me, he would have ripped me limb from limb...

Oh yeah, forgot to say, the line 'the pleasure's all yours' came not from a film, but from a Judge Dredd story, hence why I'm quoting it. ******* hell, I'm losing the plot here.

Minty14 wrote:

moi wrote:At school one lunchtime, this burly, bolshy ******* called Richard Thresher tried to impress some girls by pushing my spindly form to the floor and trying to make me eat grass. I reacted by ducking out of his way, snatching up a clump of the grass and throwing it in his face, shouting 'the pleasure's all yours, bomb-head' (as he had a head the shape of a bomb). That's not a lie, that actually happened - might have been my finest moment! Risky though, as if he'd caught me, he would have ripped me limb from limb...

Oh yeah, forgot to say, the line 'the pleasure's all yours' came not from a film, but from a Judge Dredd story, hence why I'm quoting it. ******* hell, I'm losing the plot here.

That is possibly the nerdiest way of standing up to a bully evar.

gaminglegend wrote:Ahh childhood, I convinced my classmate I had my own labotary like Dexter Then he said where is it then, I told him a secret staircase in the bathroom, but only I was allowed to go in