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by DarkRula » Sat Jun 17, 2023 6:16 pm

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This one is difficult, I'll admit that. Part of it stems from not wanting to be controversial...


Love that you tried to consider this seriously :lol:


Oh, yeah. I at least wanted to try. After all, if I'm saying anything can be a kart racer, then I can't really back down from the challenge, can I?

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by Trelliz » Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:48 am

The "morose walking simulator" genre like dear Esther, gone home, Tacoma etc could be a difficult one, not sure how you translate walking around a static environment reading sad notes into a kart racer.

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by shy guy 64 » Sun Jun 18, 2023 10:25 am

Trelliz wrote:The "morose walking simulator" genre like dear Esther, gone home, Tacoma etc could be a difficult one, not sure how you translate walking around a static environment reading sad notes into a kart racer.


well you just do all that and see who can do it the fastest

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by Jezo » Sun Jun 18, 2023 1:52 pm

When are we getting GRKart? What would your stats be?

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by SEP » Sun Jun 18, 2023 3:51 pm

Jezo wrote:When are we getting GRKart? What would your stats be?


I feel like False might be a bit OP there

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by DarkRula » Sun Jun 18, 2023 4:08 pm

Jezo wrote:When are we getting GRKart? What would your stats be?


Hey, I've already done a GR Hitman contract. Don't get me started on a GR karting game, too. I'd be lost in that planning for weeks.

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by Alvin Flummux » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:35 pm

I would eat up a Star Wars kart racer. I don't think there's been anything in that vein since the days of Super Bombad Racing and Pod Racer 64.

There's so much more material to work with now, so many more weapons, characters, worlds, graphical styles, enough to fill several kart or other racers.

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by Ironhide » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:44 pm

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by Lex-Man » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:55 pm

Warhammer 40k cart could be fun.

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by shy guy 64 » Sun Jun 18, 2023 7:29 pm

Lex-Man wrote:Warhammer 40k cart could be fun.


i would die laughing

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PostRe: Anything Can Be a Kart Racer
by jawa_ » Sun Jun 18, 2023 7:34 pm

Jezo wrote:When are we getting GRKart?...

Oh, man, yes - GRkart would be amazing!

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by Moggy » Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:13 pm

jawa_ wrote:
Jezo wrote:When are we getting GRKart?...

Oh, man, yes - GRkart would be amazing!


Jawa's neighbour is up for this.

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by Tomous » Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:15 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:I would eat up a Star Wars kart racer. I don't think there's been anything in that vein since the days of Super Bombad Racing and Pod Racer 64.

There's so much more material to work with now, so many more weapons, characters, worlds, graphical styles, enough to fill several kart or other racers.



I would love a new Pod Racer 64. I don't know how well the recent ports of it did, I'm guessing not well enough to justify a full blown sequel

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by DarkRula » Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:24 pm

Tomous wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:I would eat up a Star Wars kart racer. I don't think there's been anything in that vein since the days of Super Bombad Racing and Pod Racer 64.

There's so much more material to work with now, so many more weapons, characters, worlds, graphical styles, enough to fill several kart or other racers.



I would love a new Pod Racer 64. I don't know how well the recent ports of it did, I'm guessing not well enough to justify a full blown sequel


To be fair, who wants a port of a more than 20 year old game when technology advancements could make it the absolute super high-speed thrill it was always shown as while being absolutely stunning to look at.

Even though I did buy that port on the Switch.

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by Saint of Killers » Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:56 pm

3D was the worst thing to happen to kart racing; gimme muh Mode 7 back :cry:

All these retro games but no retro fx. Mode 7? Parallax? Did these devs even play 16bit games???

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by Cumberdanes » Sun Jun 18, 2023 9:44 pm

Hokuto no Kart. I’d bloody love that, SD versions of Kenshiro, Rei, Toki, Jagi, Raoh, Mamiya etc racing through the post apocalypse. Right up my street :D

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by Superfurryfox64 » Sun Jun 18, 2023 10:42 pm

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PostRe: Anything Can Be a Kart Racer
by jawa_ » Mon Jun 19, 2023 9:57 am

Moggy wrote:Jawa's neighbour is up for this.

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Squirrels?!? In karts?!? I'd drive 'em off the track!

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by Herdanos » Mon Jun 19, 2023 10:09 am

Has to be Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon on the N64. Goemon himself already appeared in Konami Crazy Racers (which I never played) on the GBA but a whole Goemon-themed Kart game would be easy. Half the initial roster is just your playable characters and the power-ups are obvious (from anyone who's played the game).

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by DarkRula » Mon Jun 19, 2023 10:28 am

I see the forum has now been turned into a kart racer with that logo change.

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