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Mockmaster
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PostAre any
by Mockmaster » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:45 pm

...jokes original now, or are they all off Twitter?

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PostRe: Are any
by Moggy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:49 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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PostRe: Are any
by Hyperion » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:00 pm

Segregation?

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PostRe: Are any
by Ironhide » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:03 pm

Moggy wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?


it was a white chicken and it saw Dblock coming the other way, so it crossed to avoid being accused of repressing him.

Too far?

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PostRe: Are any
by Moggy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:10 pm

To get to the other side!

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PostRe: Are any
by Ironhide » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:18 pm

Damn, thought I'd nailed that one.

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PostRe: Are any
by Poser » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:27 pm

Mockmaster wrote:...jokes original now, or are they all off Twitter?


I regularly make up my own jokes still. Last week I wrote this one:


I was preparing dinner last night, and the recipe called for capers. So I bungled a bank robbery with hilarious consequences.




:shifty:

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PostRe: Are any
by Moggy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:33 pm

Poser wrote:
Mockmaster wrote:...jokes original now, or are they all off Twitter?


I regularly make up my own jokes still. Last week I wrote this one:


I was preparing dinner last night, and the recipe called for capers. So I bungled a bank robbery with hilarious consequences.




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IDGI. Was the bank robbery carried out so that you could get some money for capers? Why not just steal the capers?

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PostRe: Are any
by Preezy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:35 pm

And of course we all know that in this joke, capers represented AIDS.

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PostRe: Are any
by Poser » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:39 pm

I'm glad the metaphor was not lost.

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