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...jokes original now, or are they all off Twitter?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Segregation?

Moggy wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

it was a white chicken and it saw Dblock coming the other way, so it crossed to avoid being accused of repressing him.

Too far?

To get to the other side!

Damn, thought I'd nailed that one.

Mockmaster wrote:...jokes original now, or are they all off Twitter?

I regularly make up my own jokes still. Last week I wrote this one:


I was preparing dinner last night, and the recipe called for capers. So I bungled a bank robbery with hilarious consequences.

Poser wrote:

Mockmaster wrote:...jokes original now, or are they all off Twitter?

I regularly make up my own jokes still. Last week I wrote this one:


I was preparing dinner last night, and the recipe called for capers. So I bungled a bank robbery with hilarious consequences.

IDGI. Was the bank robbery carried out so that you could get some money for capers? Why not just steal the capers?

And of course we all know that in this joke, capers represented AIDS.

I'm glad the metaphor was not lost.