Are You A Gangster: First Edition - NIGHT 4 - FIN

[Cliff Richard]

Well just because I'm on my own wont stop me from enjoying a final meal.

First up, I'll have some warm buttery bread please.

[Cliff Richard]

Oh hello again.

I would love a jug of ice cold still water please. Thanks Genie!

[Sammy Davis Jr]

RIP Dusty I’m sorry I never voted now

[Sammy Davis Jr]

Oh hello again.

I would love a jug of ice cold still water please. Thanks Genie!

Who are you talking to?

[Cliff Richard]

Oh hello again.

I would love a jug of ice cold still water please. Thanks Genie!

Who are you talking to?

The genie waiter of course. Fancy joining me for our final meal to see the night out?

[Cliff Richard]

Oh, is it time for a starter already?

I've debated this one and felt spoilt for choice, but I settled on fried camembert. I'll have it served with an onion chutney on the side, and I would love a few crackers if that's possible as it's nice to have something to scoop it with. A lightly salted rye cracker would go quite well, I reckon. Thanks!

[Sammy Davis Jr]

Oh hello again.

I would love a jug of ice cold still water please. Thanks Genie!

Who are you talking to?

The genie waiter of course. Fancy joining me for our final meal to see the night out?

I think we should eat George lol he’s the arsonist and he looks like a horrid creature prone to all manners of perversions.

Just kidding!

[Cliff Richard]

Oh hello again.

I would love a jug of ice cold still water please. Thanks Genie!

Who are you talking to?

The genie waiter of course. Fancy joining me for our final meal to see the night out?

I think we should eat George lol he’s the arsonist and he looks like a horrid creature prone to all manners of perversions.

Just kidding!

Unfortunately, I'm not sure that I fancy pink hippo meat. I suspect that maybe he has some sort of infection?

[George Raft]

Convenient (as ever) that you just bypass another day of activity, too.

You do know there's a thing called real life right? In real life there are things we do which mean we are unable to spend much time here.

Interesting you didn't bother to claim your protection role when everyone else was role-claiming, too. You only bring it up to try and rubbish my roleclaim when I say I've blocked you.

You did block me, that was the truth.

A role that *could* have helped is a protection role, which George is now claiming. Despite letting Frank die on the first day, and letting Judy die on the second after she outed the mafia and told us she was an immensely helpful special role.

I never said my role was to protect others.

If George *isn't* the arsonist, he's been a complete waste of space and taken up a role that someone who actually wanted to play could have used to good effect.

Okay now that's just downright rude.

Could George confirm why he didn’t save her?

My protection role only offers protection to one individual, me.

Anyhow, upon seeing Dusty's well, bit the dust, i'm torn because while she was not the arsonist, her fingering was really rather aggressive.

Looks like it's either Cliff or Sammy is the arsonist (sadly it isn't me, besides, if a large pink hippo (not sexy slang) was spotted fleeing the scene, everyone would know who it was straight away), and sadly, i've now used up all my self protections so it's unlikely i will make it until tomorrow.

[Cliff Richard]

Oh, is it time for my main already? Well, I know that this is cheating the system somewhat, but I'd like to go for Tapas please! I love the variety that Tapas offers and it's nice to be able to enjoy several flavours one final time before our imminent burning.

My dishes? Well I'll start with garlic king prawns please. I'll have that with meatballs, crispy squid, garlic mushrooms and patatas bravas. Tapas brings back many memories, of happy places and happy times, times when I wasn't awaiting my imminent death through burning. But hey ho, we live and die by our mistakes. At least I get to have one last meal, even if it is with a strange pink hippo and what appears to be a question mark watching strangely from the corner. When eating Tapas, I tend to rotate through the dishes. Talking of rotating, I guess I could ask the question again. Which of your are the arsonist? Be brave and confess your sins.

[Chief Inspector]

Reminder, you have until 10PM to submit any night actions to me.

[George Raft]

At least I get to have one last meal, even if it is with a strange pink hippo and what appears to be a question mark watching strangely from the corner.

It's certainly a meal we won't forget in a hurry.

Count me in for a place at the table anyhow, even if at the end of this, you turn out to be a big poo poo head who sets me on fire.

[Cliff Richard]

Convenient (as ever) that you just bypass another day of activity, too.

You do know there's a thing called real life right? In real life there are things we do which mean we are unable to spend much time here.

Interesting you didn't bother to claim your protection role when everyone else was role-claiming, too. You only bring it up to try and rubbish my roleclaim when I say I've blocked you.

You did block me, that was the truth.

A role that *could* have helped is a protection role, which George is now claiming. Despite letting Frank die on the first day, and letting Judy die on the second after she outed the mafia and told us she was an immensely helpful special role.

I never said my role was to protect others.

If George *isn't* the arsonist, he's been a complete waste of space and taken up a role that someone who actually wanted to play could have used to good effect.

Okay now that's just downright rude.

Could George confirm why he didn’t save her?

My protection role only offers protection to one individual, me.

Anyhow, upon seeing Dusty's well, bit the dust, i'm torn because while she was not the arsonist, her fingering was really rather aggressive.

Looks like it's either Cliff or Sammy is the arsonist (sadly it isn't me, besides, if a large pink hippo (not sexy slang) was spotted fleeing the scene, everyone would know who it was straight away), and sadly, i've now used up all my self protections so it's unlikely i will make it until tomorrow.

What is your role name? I don't think we have any chance to survive the night as according to the wiki site, the ignition move by the arsonist is unblockable & they will have doused us in fuel last night (our chance to block them, if only we'd kept a block back between us!). But in the 1% chance that we survive the night, it would be useful to figure it out. It sounds like you have the same role as me, which is Veteran. Am I right?

[Cliff Richard]

Also, for my side, I would enjoy some skin on fries please. Sounds boring, but who doesn't like chips?

[George Raft]

But in the 1% chance that we survive the night, it would be useful to figure it out. It sounds like you have the same role as me, which is Veteran. Am I right?

I'm a Survivor, though after tonight, that role name will likely be a bit ironic.

[Cliff Richard]

But in the 1% chance that we survive the night, it would be useful to figure it out. It sounds like you have the same role as me, which is Veteran. Am I right?

I'm a Survivor, though after tonight, that role name will likely be a bit ironic.

Survivor is a mafia support role.

Mafia Support
Blackmailer
Consigliere
Consort

Neutral Benign
Amnesiac
Survivor

How about you Sammy, fancy claiming Consort or Blackmailer?

[Cliff Richard]

On to more pressing matters, for my drink I would like home made lemonade please. Done well, this can be a beautiful drink. I did consider two bottles of rum to knock me out before the burning begins, but I decided to settle with taste and I'll just take some paracetamol or something at 9:45.

[Cliff Richard]

Finally, we come to desert. I love desert and considered a few options, but I've settled for a New York style cheesecake with clotted cream. As this is my last meal, lets go wild and chuck some of those rolled cookie wafer tubes on the side.

Honourable muntion goes to brownies with ice cream.

[George Raft]

But in the 1% chance that we survive the night, it would be useful to figure it out. It sounds like you have the same role as me, which is Veteran. Am I right?

I'm a Survivor, though after tonight, that role name will likely be a bit ironic.

Survivor is a mafia support role.

Mafia Support
Blackmailer
Consigliere
Consort

Neutral Benign
Amnesiac
Survivor

How about you Sammy, fancy claiming Consort or Blackmailer?

I'm not mafia support, I'm neutral.

Oh and I'll also have some of that cheesecake.

[Sammy Davis Jr]

But in the 1% chance that we survive the night, it would be useful to figure it out. It sounds like you have the same role as me, which is Veteran. Am I right?

I'm a Survivor, though after tonight, that role name will likely be a bit ironic.

Survivor is a mafia support role.

Mafia Support
Blackmailer
Consigliere
Consort

Neutral Benign
Amnesiac
Survivor

How about you Sammy, fancy claiming Consort or Blackmailer?

I'm not mafia support, I'm neutral.

Oh and I'll also have some of that cheesecake.

I’m sorry for teasing George I didn’t mean it.