Are you a psychopath?

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Count Nood** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:26 pm

About 5.

I'm actually a bit disappointed I didn't score higher... :lol:

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Octoroc** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:26 pm

Chris wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Chris wrote:3.

How on earth are you all scoring so highly? You bunch of fruit loops.

You can make up, about yourself, anything you want when you sit behind a computer screen

It's either that, or a few forumites look like this:

Fixed.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Orbital** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:26 pm

hmm, 23. im no criminal though :twisted:

Raze · PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Raze** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:29 pm

4.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Denster** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:32 pm

Chris wrote:
Denster wrote:Would have been higher but you have to get caught first!

Fortunately, no-one on here has any idea what you look like, so you're safe for now.

Yes they do. Many pics posted on the last forum.

Here's one for you!

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Chris** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:34 pm

Denster wrote:
Chris wrote:
Denster wrote:Would have been higher but you have to get caught first!

Fortunately, no-one on here has any idea what you look like, so you're safe for now.

Yes they do. Many pics posted on the last forum.

Here's one for you!

That was the joke. :lol:

Thank you though.

Raze · PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Raze** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:36 pm

I saw a man the other day who was the spitting image of Denster. I don't think it was him though.

SEE, he could be arrested in Denster's place. Every story has a happy ending.

Well, not for him. He'll likely go down for life. Poor guy.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Dowbocop** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:37 pm

Denster wrote:1. Glibness/superficial charm - 0
2. Grandiose sense of self-worth - 0
3. Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom -2
4. Pathological lying - 0
5. Conning/manipulative - 0
6. Lack of remorse or guilt - 0
7. Shallow affect - I don't know what this is, so I'll say 1
8. Callous/lack of empathy - 0
9. Parasitic lifestyle - 2
10. Poor behavioural controls - 1
11. Promiscuous sexual behaviour - 0 (I obviously tried (and usually failed) to get laid non-stop when I was younger, but I've never cheated on my girlfriend)
12. Early behaviour problems - 0
13. Lack of realistic, long-term plans - 0
14. Impulsivity - 2
15. Irresponsibility - 1
16. Failure to accept responsibility for own actions - 1
17. Many short-term relationships - 0 (I wish! See No. 11)
18. Juvenile delinquency - 0
19. Revocation of conditional release - 0
20. Criminal versatility - 0
Narcissism is also a characteristic

So that's 10...

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Denster** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:44 pm

Thanks. Point 10 though......... :oops:

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **That** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:29 pm

Denster wrote:1. Glibness/superficial charm strawberry float no: 0
2. Grandiose sense of self-worth I'm insignificant: 0
3. Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom 2
4. Pathological lying I'm wearing women's underwear: 0
5. Conning/manipulative 1
6. Lack of remorse or guilt 1
7. Shallow affect Shallow?: 0
8. Callous/lack of empathy 0
9. Parasitic lifestyle 1
10. Poor behavioural controls 0
11. Promiscuous sexual behaviour Can you be promiscuous with your hand?: 0
12. Early behaviour problems 0
13. Lack of realistic, long-term plans I want to do something computery. Is that a realistic long-term plan?: 1
14. Impulsivity 0
15. Irresponsibility Somewhat: 1
16. Failure to accept responsibility for own actions Again, somewhat: 1
17. Many short-term relationships None: 0
18. Juvenile delinquency 0
19. Revocation of conditional release 0
20. Criminal versatility What's criminal versatility? I'll assume I don't have it: 0
Narcissism is also a characteristic

8. Owned Denster. Owned.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Balloon Sod** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:34 pm

27. I'm not a Psychopath though.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Chris** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:35 pm

Balloon Sod wrote:27. I'm not a Psychopath though.

How is Egypt at this time of year?

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Balloon Sod** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:39 pm

Chris wrote:
Balloon Sod wrote:27. I'm not a Psychopath though.

How is Egypt at this time of year?

I'm too busy thinking about myself to understand this joke.

Egypt is a hot country.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Vermin** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:42 pm

Denster wrote:score yourself if you dare.

Ah, hokum. It's fashionable to think of oneself as a Psycho nowadays, as despite the obvious disgusting implications, the association with general strength and alpha-male status is so alluring, so a few people (including you) will be rating themselves far, far too highly. It's all in the eye of the beholder.

I've known about this 'score out of 40' psycho test for a while, since one of our Psychology lecturers at Uni a few years back mentioned something like it (also saw something on TV where they were interviewing some guy who scored 34 - you are SO not a 32, Denster); interesting to see what goes in to the test, though. Nice one, Denster. Learnt something here.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Chris** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:43 pm

Balloon Sod wrote:
Chris wrote:
Balloon Sod wrote:27. I'm not a Psychopath though.

How is Egypt at this time of year?

I'm too busy thinking about myself to understand this joke.

Egypt is a hot country.

Yep, but you can always cool off in the big river.

Mate, if you genuinely score 32 you'd have been locked up somewhere safe a long time ago. There is surely no way anyone can really judge themselves properly.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by JV » Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:56 pm

7. Although I was borderline with some, so maybe about 4. How boring.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Ironhide** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:05 pm

1. Glibness/superficial charm - 1
2. Grandiose sense of self-worth - 0
3. Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom - 2
4. Pathological lying - 0
5. Conning/manipulative - 0
6. Lack of remorse or guilt - 1
7. Shallow affect - 0
8. Callous/lack of empathy - 0
9. Parasitic lifestyle - 0
10. Poor behavioural controls - 1
11. Promiscuous sexual behaviour - I strawberry floating wish (0)
12. Early behaviour problems - 1
13. Lack of realistic, long-term plans - 2
14. Impulsivity - 0
15. Irresponsibility -1
16. Failure to accept responsibility for own actions - 1
17. Many short-term relationships - 0
18. Juvenile delinquency - 0
19. Revocation of conditional release - N/A (0)
20. Criminal versatility - 0

Total - 11

I'm not a Psychopath.

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Mr Thropwimp** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:07 pm

I don't need numbers to quantify my personality!

PostRe: Are you a psychopath? by **Denster** » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:17 pm

All interesting.

gil martin's points are very valid actually.

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