Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S WELL GOOD
by romeo G. Detlev Jr. » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:31 pm

Rax votes for MCN

Everybody Else's Problem is elected NIGHT-MAYOR. He is placed in the Casino's central furnace.

The ignition is turned on...


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Suddenly, the voice of GOD can be heard...

"Everybody Else's Problem is now Nobody's Problem At All.


"He was the EVIL TERRORIST, and now he is dead."

The INNOCENTS have won the game! :toot:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Rax » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:32 pm

Youre all welcome bitches. Now bring me the hookers! :datass:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by romeo G. Detlev Jr. » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:34 pm

As of right now, mcjihge2, Somebody Else's Problem and Oblomov Boblomov are yet to read their role PMs. :lol:

If anyone else had died in that vote, Roonmastor would have been given one vigi-kill as his BONUS. If he'd not killed SEP, then SEP would have been able to use his once-per-phase kill to bring the player count down to two, at which point he'd have won the game. All he needed to do was log in. :cry:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by romeo G. Detlev Jr. » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:40 pm

So, there were no players who were just INNOCENTS. Here's everyone's role PMs:

The 'Bad Guys'

I, in PM conversation to MCN, wrote:You are THE EVIL TERRORIST

Yours is a SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE.

Every phase, after the NIGHT-MAYOR has been incinerated, you can choose one player to RUTHLESSLY MURDER.

You must survive all three phase's NIGHT-MAYOR elections to win the game and leave with the vault of gold.

I, in PM conversation to Moggy, wrote:You are TERRORIST TECH SUPPORT

Your win condition is to survive the day's three phases and be there at the end to help the EVIL TERRORIST successfully enact his plan.

The evil terrorist is Somebody Else's Problem. They however do not know your identity, or that they should be expecting any support. So it is up to you whether to reveal yourself to him or not.


The Innocents

I, in PM conversation to Roonmastor and mcjihge2, wrote:You are a HOOKER

Once per phase (at any point - this is not a SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE, but an ANYTIME SPECIAL ROLE) you can (anonymously) proposition another player for naughtiness. If this player accepts, you will learn their role (they will not know that their role has been revealed to you, however).

As you're on the side of the innocents, your win condition is: kill the EVIL TERRORIST.

I, in PM conversation to Rax, wrote:You are the CRAP SHOOTER

Yours is a SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE.

If you win a phase's game of blackjack, you will gain a bullet. You can use your bullet(s) during the SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE phase to kill any player of your choice.

As you're on the side of the innocents, your win condition is: kill the EVIL TERRORIST.

I, in PM conversation to Tomous, wrote:You are the DEALER

This is not a SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE, but an ANYTIME SPECIAL ROLE.

As the dealer, you have special powers over any game of blackjack. Three times per phase, you can select a card. It doesn't even have to be you playing blackjack at the time - if there's a game going on in the thread that you wish to meddle with, PM me, and the next card that player is 'hit' with will be the card of your choosing. Use this to rig games.

As you're on the side of the innocents, your win condition is: kill the EVIL TERRORIST.

I, in PM conversation to Oblomov Boblomov, wrote:You are the BOATMASTER

This is not a SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE, but an ANYTIME SPECIAL ROLE.

You are always in a boat. There are two spots in this boat, and you can share your boat with another player. You can select one other player per phase, and they will be in the boat with you. However, as your boat exists entirely within ANOTHER DIMENSION, the other player won't be aware they're also in your boat.

Players in your boat will be invulnerable to being killed during the SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE phase. You yourself will only be invulnerable if your would-be-assailant is in the boat with you.

As you're on the side of the innocents, your win condition is: kill the EVIL TERRORIST.

I, in PM conversation to Karl, wrote:You are the MEGAWIZARD

This is not a SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLE, but an ANYTIME SPECIAL ROLE.

You can curse any one other player of your choosing, at any time. Once your curse is cast it is done and cannot be reversed. When you use your curse you must specify two words. The first word must be used by your cursee in every subsequent in-thread post they make. If they fail to do this they will be killed. However, the second word must be included in every subsequent in-thread post you make. If you fail to do this you will be killed. Your cursee will be given both words, so choose both carefully as your cursee may be able to figure out the identity of his curser with this information.

As you're on the side of the innocents, your win condition is: kill the EVIL TERRORIST.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Karl » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:40 pm

Good game all.

Rax: I'm sorry for making you post that bollocks, particularly as you seem to have taken it a bit personally ( :slol: ). I was pretty sure you were the vigilante and wanted to know for sure, so the idea was that if you weren't the vigilante and you were posting that then the real one would call you out on it. Since you had a double vote you'd know not to kill me because you knew my secret word was 'an'.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Rax » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:50 pm

Not at all. Im just bored at work today and this was a nice distraction. If I had won the second round of blackjack instead of Tomous, you would have been a dead man though. :twisted:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Karl » Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:52 pm

:wub:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by mcjihge2 » Wed Feb 17, 2016 5:41 pm

Thank you to Dan. for running this game.

Did Roonmaster make any money?

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Roonmastor » Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:20 pm

I showed Karl a good time.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Moggy » Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:23 pm

Roonmastor wrote:I showed Karl a good time.


We've all done that. :datass:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Somebody Else's Problem » Wed Feb 17, 2016 6:50 pm

I got killed before I got my role PM!

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:10 pm

A deserved victory :datass:.

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