Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:00 am

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Partridge Iciclebubbles » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:01 am

Dan. wrote:Moggy, if you're pausing for dramatic effect, I think you've left it long enough.


I am at work and am having a busy morning.

I will twist.

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:02 am

ImpBaDaMoggy was found with his brains blown out!

He was TERRORIST TECH SUPPORT.

His win condition was to survive the day's three phases and be there at the end to help the EVIL TERRORIST successfully enact his plan.

He was aware of the EVIL TERRORIST's identity, but the EVIL TERRORIST was not aware of his existence.

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:04 am

PHASE TWO!

We need you to elect a NIGHT MAYOR by 1:30pm, GMT.

God speed, gentlemen!

Moggy wrote:I will twist.

And what a twist.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Tell Karl his brother is dead » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:04 am

I guess he went bust.

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by Tell Karl his brother is dead » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:05 am


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by O Raxmas Tree » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:10 am

:lol:

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by O Raxmas Tree » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:10 am

Oh and can I play blackjack, and can you clean Moggys blood off the table first?

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:13 am

Rax wrote:Oh and can I play blackjack, and can you clean Moggys blood off the table first?

I'm in the process of cleaning up the blood now. The furnace doesn't half make a mess. I wish we had a bigger premises. Oh well...

Once the table is blood-free Karl is up next for Blackjack and then you can play. Also, don't forget we need another NIGHT-MAYOR in place for 1:30pm.

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by O Raxmas Tree » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:14 am

Well then Ill get my vote(s) in while I wait, using my super scientific name theory I'm going to vote for Everybody Else's Problem.

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by Tell Karl his brother is dead » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:30 am

This is an unacceptable wait, Dan. I want to play. :x

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:32 am

Karl wrote:This is an unacceptable wait, Dan. I want to play. :x

I'm terribly sorry, sir.

Your cards are

32

and

#

What would you like to do?

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:33 am

Your actual cards are

Queen

and

3

What would you like to do?

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by Tell Karl his brother is dead » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:34 am

The objective of the game is to get close to 21. 32# is not an optimal choice.

Hit me.

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:36 am

4

What would you like to do?

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by Tell Karl his brother is dead » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:42 am

I am happy with 17. It is close to an optimal choice.

I'll stay.

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:45 am

OK, Karl sticks with 17.

Rax, you're up.

Your cards are

9

and

8

What's your move?

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by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:46 am

I've just realised that's exactly what Karl's got. :lol:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Tomous » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:48 am

I'll play after Rax

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by Tell Karl his brother is dead » Wed Feb 17, 2016 11:51 am

This is an outrage. AN OUTRAGE. :x


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