Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER

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PostAre You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - IT'S OVER
by Christmas Name Change » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:13 pm

Death in Karl's stupid game which I didn't want to play anyway is only the beginning.

Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers

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THE PLAYER LIST

Winner Professor Karl
Impending Baby Daddy Moggy (ImpBaDaMoggy) - Terrorist Tech Support
The Vampire Formerly Known as Tomous - Dealer
Everybody Else's Problem - Evil Terrorist
Winner Room Master
Winner Onaboat Boblomov
Winner RaxXx
McHijge² - Hooker

PROHIBITED FROM PLAYING

Nobody because I'm not a meanie :simper:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Rax » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:36 pm

If Im the only one to declare myself in can I win by default?

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Karl » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:40 pm

In.

(P.S. I'm really sorry, I've been snowed under but I will write a proper response to your PM soon!)

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Moggy » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:50 pm

I would rather play "Are You A Hooker with Blackjack and Asteroids".

I am off home soon and will not have time to play tonight. I am happy to bump this thread for you though!

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Christmas Name Change » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:57 pm

Rax wrote:If Im the only one to declare myself in can I win by default?

No.

You can suggest / request roles though, I'm still finalising and balancing the setup.

Moggy wrote:I am off home soon and will not have time to play tonight. I am happy to bump this thread for you though!

Thanks Moggy :toot: You can play though as this will probably startand finishtomorrow during the day.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Moggy » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:59 pm

Dan. wrote:Thanks Moggy :toot: You can play though as this will probably startand finishtomorrow during the day.


Go on then.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Karl » Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:03 pm

I hope this sequel respects the established Are You An Asteroid?-universe canon. I'm sick of reboots that discard all the lore that the fans know and love. :x

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Christmas Name Change » Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:09 pm

Also, for anyone unsure as to whether they should sign up to AYAAWBAH, here's a little bit of blatant self-promotion to tip you over the line.

● Forum game to end all forum games. Guaranteed.*
● All your favourite classic features, including vigilantes, random events, and mistakes to bitch about
● Death posting prohibited and therefore inevitable and hilarious
● Seers 100% more potent. Guaranteed.*
● Game has been balanced mathematically so as to be perfectly fair and even*
● Extremely witty* new special roles to be present
● Way better than Karl's game. Guaranteed.†

New features introduced in recent games to make an appearance here include:

● Automatic cull of players inactive for 48 hours
● Multiple informed minorities
● No mayors
● No alphas
● No Dblock*

Also you can expect all your old favourites, including secret circles, fraudulent protection cycles, Falsey versus Qikz, Denster versus every vigi, and the Square Blackjack Table of Death.

*Not a guarantee
Actually guaranteed :datass:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Tomous » Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:36 pm

In like a bin for the win.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Somebody Else's Problem » Tue Feb 16, 2016 5:35 pm

In

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by mcjihge2 » Tue Feb 16, 2016 6:40 pm

Would I be safe to keep my avatar?

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Roonmastor » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:40 pm

Go on then

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:51 pm

In as long as at some point I get to go on a boat.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Christmas Name Change » Tue Feb 16, 2016 9:29 pm

mcjihge2 wrote:Would I be safe to keep my avatar?


Yes.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?
by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 8:44 am

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The GRcade Casino. A quiet, wet Wednesday. A few of GRcade's famous souls are wandering the corridors, playing the slot machines, waiting for the tables to start.

Little do they know that one among their number is an EVIL TERRORIST, who is surreptitiously guiding a remote-control ASTEROID straight into the Casino. The terrorist, wearing his asteroid-proof vest, knows that the explosion will reduce the building to rubble, making it easy for him to access the vault of gold underneath.

Fortunately for our INNOCENTS, an anonymous tip-off ( :shifty: ) means you have banded together to figure out the identity of this heinous character, thus saving you all.



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Welcome to Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers?

It's the format you know and love. There's an enemy amongst you and you must work together to find and destroy them.

In the middle of the casino, as it traditional, is a furnace. Each phase, you will elect a NIGHT MAYOR. This night-mayor will then live their own personal night-mayor by stepping into the furnace, at which point GOD will tell us all their ROLE.

Phases

Phase One: now - 11:00 GMT

Phase Two: 11:00 to 2:00 GMT

Phase Three: 2:00 to 5:00 GMT

Each phase will have a cut-off point, by which point the NIGHT MAYOR will be incinerated. The remaining time in each phase will be used by the SNEAKY SUPER SPECIAL ROLES to PM me with their actions. Once the next phase begins, a new vote will start.

All players should shortly be in receipt of their role PM.

PHASE ONE!

We need you to elect a NIGHT MAYOR (i.e. pick a player to kill) by 10:30am, GMT.

God speed, gentlemen!

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:13 am

Just the 8 PMs in my Outbox still :slol:

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Rax » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:23 am

So where are the blackjack and hookers? Are they coming on the Asteroid?

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:25 am

It's almost like you haven't meticulously studied the OPs. :roll:

Rax, the tables are now open. Would you like to play Blackjack?

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Christmas Name Change » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:31 am

As this is a casino, we will be playing BLACKJACK throughout. Of course, all players are free to wander and enjoy our other fine games!

Each player is welcome to play one game of BLACKJACK per phase. The game will be played with an RNG. You'll not be playing against me per se, but as an individual. The first player to get 21 gains a BONUS STATUS which will take effect in the next PHASE. (The prize will be a little different in the third phase.)

If we reach 10:30am (i.e. NIGHT-MAYOR INCINERATION time) with no winner, the player who stuck on the highest total under 21 will be awarded the BONUS STATUS. If this does not apply, the player with the lowest bust* (i.e. bust on 22 will beat bust on 25) will win.

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PostRe: Are You An Asteroid With Blackjack And Hookers? - WE'RE OFF
by Rax » Wed Feb 17, 2016 9:40 am

I skimmed the rules, lets do this! Hit me!


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