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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Moggy » Thu Jul 06, 2017 9:59 am

Mini E wrote:Looking at the forecast, you'd 100% think it's a win the toss and bat day - even without that statistic!

My prediction: England win toss and bat. Root makes a century first innings as captain. Calling it.


My prediction: Mini E has put the knockers on and Root will be out for a duck.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Mini E » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:13 am

Moggy wrote:
Mini E wrote:Looking at the forecast, you'd 100% think it's a win the toss and bat day - even without that statistic!

My prediction: England win toss and bat. Root makes a century first innings as captain. Calling it.


My prediction: Mini E has put the knockers on and Root will be out for a duck.


This will be a good test of my prediction skills vs GRcade Mockers.

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.
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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Drumstick » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:14 am

Doesn't matter when ECB golden boy Gary Ballance comes in at 3 to steady the ship and grind out a half century from 200 deliveries.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Moggy » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:18 am

Mini E wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Mini E wrote:Looking at the forecast, you'd 100% think it's a win the toss and bat day - even without that statistic!

My prediction: England win toss and bat. Root makes a century first innings as captain. Calling it.


My prediction: Mini E has put the knockers on and Root will be out for a duck.


This will be a good test of my prediction skills vs GRcade Mockers.


Knocker :fp: I wonder what I was thinking of when I wrote that. :nod:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Hyperion » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:19 am

Tits

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Mini E » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:21 am

Moggy wrote:
Mini E wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Mini E wrote:Looking at the forecast, you'd 100% think it's a win the toss and bat day - even without that statistic!

My prediction: England win toss and bat. Root makes a century first innings as captain. Calling it.


My prediction: Mini E has put the knockers on and Root will be out for a duck.


This will be a good test of my prediction skills vs GRcade Mockers.


Knocker :fp: I wonder what I was thinking of when I wrote that. :nod:


I think it speaks for itself. No explanation required. Pervert.

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.
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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Moggy » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:22 am

:datass:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Drumstick » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:32 am

Won the toss. Into bat we go.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Drumstick » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:18 am

There goes the theory about Cook getting runs.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Hyperion » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:27 am

Good start. Looking forward to Mini E's prediction coming true

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Mini E » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:09 pm

Hyperion wrote:Good start. Looking forward to Mini E's prediction coming true


It's happening. Should've put some dollar on it. #MeantToBe #Destiny

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.
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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Hyperion » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:12 pm

Typical Ballance. Great use of reviews

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Mini E » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:12 pm

Ffs Balance. Should've told Jennings to review - non-striker's role is vital in that - and now he's out. Sigh. C'maaaan miracle DRS reprieve.

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.
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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Mini E » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:12 pm

That is a horrendous review.

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.
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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Drumstick » Thu Jul 06, 2017 12:14 pm

Who saw that coming.

Nice one Gaz, waste of a review and misadvised Jennings to not review. Top knocks!

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Drumstick » Thu Jul 06, 2017 1:42 pm

So far, the standard Lord's shitshow. I guarantee you Amla will come in and make it look like a strawberry floating road.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Mini E » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:41 pm

Moggy wrote:
Mini E wrote:Looking at the forecast, you'd 100% think it's a win the toss and bat day - even without that statistic!

My prediction: England win toss and bat. Root makes a century first innings as captain. Calling it.


My prediction: Mini E has put the knockers on and Root will be out for a duck.


:datass: :datass: :datass: Was genuinely close to putting money on this prediction. Irritating.

Still... :datass:

teh bork wrote:The appointment of Moyes is me done with that club until he and the 3 idiots running it have strawberry floated off. I'd boo him, but I think I'll sell my ticket game by game and get some money back. I'm so angry about this, the final nail in the coffin of this great club.
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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by BTB » Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:53 pm

Just read that he is the 4th consecutive England captain to make a century on their debut. We should change captain each test....

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Rex Kramer » Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:06 pm

Well that's some of the finest Saffers choking we've seen for ages. Root is utter class and Moeen and Stokes were superb.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - Eng vs SA at Lords this morning.
by Hyperion » Thu Jul 06, 2017 7:21 pm

Root so good :datass:
Hope he can make a daddy tomorrow :toot:

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