The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Rex Kramer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:38 pm

Bloody hell Mini, just quit posting FFS.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Balladeer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:38 pm

And now a full-blown collapse. :evil:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Mini E » Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:40 pm

I'm bloody spectacular at this.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Rex Kramer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:40 pm

I'd say Malan has got one more innings.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Balladeer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:42 pm

Burns in.

Meanwhile there’s a pigeon on the pitch. Very amusing.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Rex Kramer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 2:43 pm

And no Blowers to make the most of it. :cry:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Balladeer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:50 pm

Take that? I think I would have at the beginning of the match. England in a decent position - and, crucially, Root’s still there. Still might make up to 34 more runs too.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Hyperion » Wed Aug 01, 2018 4:43 pm

:fp:

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Drumstick » Wed Aug 01, 2018 4:57 pm

strawberry float sake.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Hyperion » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:02 pm

Collapsy collapsy

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Balladeer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:03 pm

Happy Yorkshire Day everybody!!!!

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Drumstick » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:06 pm

Well done, Root, look what you've started.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Balladeer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:08 pm

The run-out was Bairstow’s fault I think.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Drumstick » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:11 pm

Root should have said no.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Hyperion » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:04 pm

Just tuned back in. Fucksake x 50
Why does a batter always do something stupid and then we collapse

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Rex Kramer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:26 pm

There was 400 there for the taking on that wicket and we've completely ballsed it up.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Drumstick » Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:57 pm

Absolutely pathetic.

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Balladeer » Wed Aug 01, 2018 7:28 pm

On the bright side, my choice of Sam Curran over Porter would already seem to have been vindicated...

...you're right, that's not very bright. :|

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Rex Kramer » Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:16 am

The mic drop from Kohli was brilliant, nice to get a bit of spice in the game. Don't know what the hell Stokes was thinking with his shot?

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PostRe: The Cricket Thread - English cricket dies at the Oval. The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia
by Balladeer » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:18 am

Of Trevor Bayliss telling him to be aggressive, no doubt.

Today’s dilemma: do I follow along, knowing it’ll muck up my blood pressure? Or do I tune in only intermittently, and experience that great sinking feeling every time I do?

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