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Bloody hell Mini, just quit posting FFS.

And now a full-blown collapse.

I'm bloody spectacular at this.

I'd say Malan has got one more innings.

Burns in.

Meanwhile there’s a pigeon on the pitch. Very amusing.

And no Blowers to make the most of it.

Take that? I think I would have at the beginning of the match. England in a decent position - and, crucially, Root’s still there. Still might make up to 34 more runs too.

strawberry float sake.

Collapsy collapsy

Happy Yorkshire Day everybody!!!!

Well done, Root, look what you've started.

The run-out was Bairstow’s fault I think.

Root should have said no.

Just tuned back in. Fucksake x 50
Why does a batter always do something stupid and then we collapse

There was 400 there for the taking on that wicket and we've completely ballsed it up.

Absolutely pathetic.

On the bright side, my choice of Sam Curran over Porter would already seem to have been vindicated...

...you're right, that's not very bright.

The mic drop from Kohli was brilliant, nice to get a bit of spice in the game. Don't know what the hell Stokes was thinking with his shot?

Of Trevor Bayliss telling him to be aggressive, no doubt.

Today’s dilemma: do I follow along, knowing it’ll muck up my blood pressure? Or do I tune in only intermittently, and experience that great sinking feeling every time I do?