Ask the Oracle

PostAsk the Oracle by **Spindash** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:46 pm

Will City win the league this season?

Naturally!

So there you have it. 8-)

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **aayl1** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:48 pm

You asked:

Does Spindash enjoy indulging himself in Mens’ anal cavities?

The Oracle replied:

Of course! You must learn to enjoy it.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Vermin** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:49 pm

You asked:

Will I win the lottery yesterday?

The Oracle replied:

Very likely.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Crimson** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:50 pm

Will Castle Crashers be good?

If I’ve ever been sure of anything, this is it.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Poncho** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:51 pm

You asked:

Why is there so much violence in the Middle-East?

The Oracle replied:

You deserved it.

Well, that's... good to know.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Spindash** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:51 pm

You asked: Who is 1cmanny1?

The Oracle replied: Elton John

MEGATON

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **DrDoom** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:52 pm

You asked:

Will 1cmanny return?
The Oracle replied:

I just contacted the gods and they said yes.

Edit:

@post above.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Cuttooth** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:53 pm

You asked:

Is Hexx a homosexual man?

The Oracle replied:

Yes, and he asked the same thing about you! I told him that you are. Wasn’t this good news?

Well that's... really disturbing.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **DrDoom** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:53 pm

You asked:

Who is Elton John
The Oracle replied:

Jodie Foster. Nobody will notice, so you have nothing to fear.

Double megaton?

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **A J Styles** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:54 pm

You got that from the Blue-Moon forums.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by KK » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:54 pm

Will Pell come back to GRcade?

Absolutely.

Woohooo!

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Turok** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:54 pm

How do you spell recommend?

The Oracle replied:

With unlimited time and money.

wat

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Spindash** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:54 pm

A J Styles wrote:You got that from the Blue-Moon forums.

Rumbled. >_>

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by KK » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:55 pm

Is Hugo a robot?

I’m positive about this.

She's good.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Vermin** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:56 pm

Am I Bill Gates?

Yes, but not for long.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Poncho** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:56 pm

You asked:

Is it ok to have sex with underage girls?

Most certainly!

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Chris** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:57 pm

Nasty 'psychic' lady wrote:Q: Will Villa win the league this season?

A: I hope not.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **Cuttooth** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:57 pm

You asked:

Is GRcade better than GamesRadar?
The Oracle replied:

No chance.

Bitch works for Future.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by KK » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:58 pm

Does Proto take it up the arse?

I’m afraid I must disappoint you, but no he doesn’t.

PostRe: Ask the Oracle by **A J Styles** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:59 pm

You asked:

Is Rolando Bianchi good
The Oracle replied:

If you ask me - as many people do - I say yes.

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