Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists

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BID0
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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by BID0 » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:34 pm

Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs,
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.


I hopped up out the bed
Turn my swag on
Take a look in mirror
Said wassup wassup wassup
I get money


Teach me how to dougie
Teach me teach me how to dougie
Everybody love me
Every-every body love me
You aint messin wit my dougie!

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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by Ironhide » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:13 pm

System of A down - Vicinity of Obscenity

Must we all learn defeat
From the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat, treat the feet
to the sweet milky seed

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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by Oh Teh Noes » Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:26 pm

Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie

Dr Cottle wrote:My favourite flavour of popsicle is DICK.
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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by ~Earl Grey~ » Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:38 am

Ironhide wrote:System of A down - Vicinity of Obscenity

Must we all learn defeat
From the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat, treat the feet
to the sweet milky seed


SOAD's lyrics have always struck me as a load of gibberish (although I'm sure they mean something to him, I find them verging on the ludicrous sometimes).

Like Suite Pee:
Lie naked on the floor and let the Messiah go out through your soul
I wanna strawberry float my way to the garden,
'Cos everyone needs a mother... strawberry floater!


Or Toxicity:

Looking at life through the eyes of a tyre hub
Eating seeds as a pastime activity,
The toxicity of our city


And as much as I love Bjork, I find her lyrics a bit too obscure to relate. "To inhale a beard loaded with currants" and "While I'm asleep, my mother and son pour into me warm, boiling oil into my wide-open throat" are personal favourites. I mean, what the strawberry float?

EDIT: At least in the latter example, she offers the preceding disclaimer "I have a recurring dream..." - which essentially gives her license to write whatever.

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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by ~Earl Grey~ » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:28 am

Also, there is a Simply Red song called The Sky Is A Gypsy. :|

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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by Dual » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:46 pm

Sure is taking songs out of context in here.

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Eighthours
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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by Eighthours » Fri Aug 19, 2011 1:53 pm

Pan wrote:Who told Noel Gallagher that the end of every line has to rhyme?


A man who had lots of time
Holding a chunk of lime
Who was trained in mime
Which earned him a pretty dime

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PostRe: Bands with gooseberry fool lyricists
by ___________ » Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:02 pm

Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball


... :?


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