Best Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?

Curls wrote:I once made a funny comment on here and somebody replied with this

I was so very proud of myself.

So many good things in this thread. It's like a stealth Things that make you smile thread .

Very wary about posting in this thread, given my previous history of boasting as a teenager

But my second novel is set to be released in September 2019 through one of the biggest publishers in the world. Available in all good bookstores and evil websites.

Clarkman wrote:Very wary about posting in this thread, given my previous history of boasting as a teenager

But my second novel is set to be released in September 2019 through one of the biggest publishers in the world. Available in all good bookstores and evil websites.

You've achieved more this year than I have in a lifetime.

Bleachyleachy wrote:

K wrote:I live in Japan and it strawberry floating sucks. Best thing I’ve ever done though.

An American friend of mine recently rage quit his life in Japan because he got fed up of the work culture in Tokyo and he missed the comforts of New York - seems fairly common that people eventually lose patience with the place
What do you do there out of curiosity? I had considered looking for a job there before but it seems most of the opportunities are in teaching, translation, or sales - none of which I'm into (engineering graduate)

I teach (literature graduate) and the work culture is absolutely toxic. Work conditions strawberry floating suck too and I’m treated slightly below human. Thankfully I moonlight as a fashion model and my agency are taking on my visa from next month when my contract expires. So I’m hoping to make something of myself in 2018.

Wrathy wrote:

K wrote:I love and support u Wrathy

thanks man, you're a strawberry floating legend yourself

I murdered a sex offender and buried the body.

Good days

K wrote:

Bleachyleachy wrote:

K wrote:I live in Japan and it strawberry floating sucks. Best thing I’ve ever done though.

An American friend of mine recently rage quit his life in Japan because he got fed up of the work culture in Tokyo and he missed the comforts of New York - seems fairly common that people eventually lose patience with the place
What do you do there out of curiosity? I had considered looking for a job there before but it seems most of the opportunities are in teaching, translation, or sales - none of which I'm into (engineering graduate)

I teach (literature graduate) and the work culture is absolutely toxic. Work conditions strawberry floating suck too and I’m treated slightly below human. Thankfully I moonlight as a fashion model and my agency are taking on my visa from next month when my contract expires. So I’m hoping to make something of myself in 2018.

Wrathy wrote:

K wrote:I love and support u Wrathy

thanks man, you're a strawberry floating legend yourself

pics

Hmmm, there's a couple of things.

I got to Interview Roald Dahl when I was 11 after winning a Radio Competition. He was brilliant.

More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.

Sounds like James got his giant peach amirite

Phojo

Ad7 wrote:Sounds like James got his giant peach amirite

Phojo

Still have old emails with pictures she sent me.

I peruse them once in a while to remind myself of those halcyon days.

Rocsteady wrote:pics

doesn't seem like the done thing here.

Actually I look a lot like your avatar, Mafro.

Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.

False wrote:Last year I got really drunk on champagne and then really high on mdma and coke and had an amazing foursome with loads of my fetish bits checked off the list. Genuinely life and existence redefining moments.

Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.

Good one DJ.

Vermilion wrote:

Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.

Just imagining Photek and Falsey, xbone bros smashing it big time at caravan club.