Best Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?

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by garfield.0 » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:33 pm

Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets :shifty: . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.

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by Fabong » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:34 pm

False wrote:Last year I got really drunk on champagne and then really high on mdma and coke and had an amazing foursome with loads of my fetish bits checked off the list. Genuinely life and existence redefining moments.


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by Vermilion » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:37 pm

Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets :shifty: . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.



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PostRe: Best Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Fabong » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:39 pm

Good one DJ.

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by FudgeDiver » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:52 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets :shifty: . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.




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by Victor Mildew » Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:10 pm

Just imagining Photek and Falsey, xbone bros smashing it big time at caravan club.

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by Rocsteady » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:24 pm

SONM crew evidently struggling with outlandish sexual encounters

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by FudgeDiver » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:33 pm

That tuggy I offered you is still on the table if you'd like to finally stamp that card

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by Rocsteady » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:21 am

Thanks. If I ever get desperate enough to have random men from forums cracking one out for me I’ll be in touch.

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by FudgeDiver » Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:34 am

So wednesday good for you or what?

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by Green Gecko » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:54 am

Don't worry, he never gets back to you. Hard to get :roll:

More than two sexy participants has it's merits but you really have to get the circumstances right. And it's both a good and bad idea to get drunk.

I somehow managed to do that without losing my virginity so my dignity remains intact. :cool:

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by still » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:27 am

Evil Ted wrote:Leaving home was the best thing I ever did. I went from being physically and emotionally abused every day to living in a place of my own in the space of a few months, and I'm so much happier now. It's been four and a half years since I last had contact with my mum and elder brother, and I'd like to keep it that way.


Brave, but sometimes it's the only way. good luck!

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by still » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:29 am

Bunni wrote:I ran the London Marathon a few years back. I grew up running and always looked out for my dad on TV when he ran it. Before it became a charity spectacle it was the absolute pinnacle of a runners career. I always wanted to do it growing up and finally got a place. I ran 18 or so miles to Canary Wharf where I seen my Dad and Anung at the barriers cheering me on. We exchanged 'I love yous' and my Dad cried. I carried on, finished and finally got my medal. And the stealth bacon sandwich I packed in my kit bag.

Doing it again in a few weeks.


Stealth bacon sandwich! :D

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by Lex-Man » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:43 pm

I had a really good wank once.

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by Lex-Man » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:50 pm

Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets :shifty: . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.


I worked with this old woman who put it around quite a bit. She was cheating on her boyfriend and he came in the office and ended up headbutting a column in the middle of the room repeatedly. Some guy in the office found her dating profile and was pretending to be some Italian guy, she sent him messages saying she'd suck his dick in a car wash near her house after it closed.

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by Photek » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:23 am

lex-man wrote:
Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets :shifty: . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.


I worked with this old woman who put it around quite a bit. She was cheating on her boyfriend and he came in the office and ended up headbutting a column in the middle of the room repeatedly. Some guy in the office found her dating profile and was pretending to be some Italian guy, she sent him messages saying she'd suck his dick in a car wash near her house after it closed.

In the same office a couple of years previous to that nympho lass, in the office we had about 20 English guys who flew home at the weekends to there wives and families, all bar 1 guy cheated, it got so prevalent that a couple of them basically had Irish girlfriends Monday - Friday and went home to their wives at weekends. They were completly open about it too, at one stage one of the guys a scouser (everton fan) was showing me pictures of his new baby son and I said "I didn't realize Lisa was pregnant" and he went pale and walked away, I didn't even know he was married to a girl in England and Lisa was the girl he was banging over here.

Anyways one Irish girl in particular was servicing regularly several of these guys she had one main dude but word is that he was ok with her pleasing the other lads in same company. When Economy went tits up we cancelled their contract and she was taken on as their secretary and moved to London with them all. No doubt she's still now servicing them in some office over there.

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by Moggy » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:28 am

Photek wrote:
lex-man wrote:
Photek wrote:More recently, several years ago I bagged the jobs brand new secretary who it turned out was a total nympho she had a boyfriend so we did everything in work. We had moved to a new office block and floor above us was empty as was the womens toilets :shifty: . I got at least a blowie a day from her for several months but one particular day I had her ass in the morning got 3 blowies at lunch time and then her ass again at end of day. She was fit AS F*** too it was pure luck that I simply got her first.

So yeah one of those was the best thing ever.


I worked with this old woman who put it around quite a bit. She was cheating on her boyfriend and he came in the office and ended up headbutting a column in the middle of the room repeatedly. Some guy in the office found her dating profile and was pretending to be some Italian guy, she sent him messages saying she'd suck his dick in a car wash near her house after it closed.

In the same office a couple of years previous to that nympho lass, in the office we had about 20 English guys who flew home at the weekends to there wives and families, all bar 1 guy cheated, it got so prevalent that a couple of them basically had Irish girlfriends Monday - Friday and went home to their wives at weekends. They were completly open about it too, at one stage one of the guys a scouser (everton fan) was showing me pictures of his new baby son and I said "I didn't realize Lisa was pregnant" and he went pale and walked away, I didn't even know he was married to a girl in England and Lisa was the girl he was banging over here.

Anyways one Irish girl in particular was servicing regularly several of these guys she had one main dude but word is that he was ok with her pleasing the other lads in same company. When Economy went tits up we cancelled their contract and she was taken on as their secretary and moved to London with them all. No doubt she's still now servicing them in some office over there.


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PostRe: Best Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Photek » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:32 am

I never watched that show so don't get the memes....

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PostRe: Best Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Lex-Man » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:43 am

He's a bit of a perv who tells tall tales.

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PostRe: Best Thing You’ve Ever Done, Ever?
by Photek » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:44 am

I have evidence of some of the things I talked about. :shifty:

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