Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'

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PostBeauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by KK » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:16 am

Daily Mail wrote:A beauty blogger has demonstrated an extreme approach to natural beauty by giving herself a daily sperm facial.

Tracy Kiss, 28, from Wendover, Buckinghamshire has posted a video to her YouTube page, describing it as a cooling, natural skin treatment to soothe sensitive skin.

The single mother-of-two described how a male friend delivers his semen to her in plastic pots from the Chinese takeaway, which she then rubs into her skin and leaves to sink in for up to 20 minutes.

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She said: 'I think people are concerned with the thought of putting semen on their face but actually it's a very natural and healthy thing to do.'

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The single mother suffers from the skin condition rosacea, which causes redness and flushing, and says her daily facial has done wonders for improving her complexion.

'I know there are no added chemicals. It's as natural and active and live as you could possibly get,' she explained.

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Tracy, why does your face smell of bleach...

After describing her skin condition to viewers, she held up a small pot containing the sperm donated by her friend.

She stressed that she's 'not involved' in the donation, and that it's a result of something her friend would be doing on a daily basis anyway.

But she reminds viewers who are in relationships that they can call on their partners for help.

Tracy then dips her fingers into the pot and wipes the substance onto her cheeks.

She describes the sensation it gives as 'cooling and soothing' and likens it to eating minty chewing gum.

'I would put it in comparison to when you have chewing gum in your mouth and you breathe in, it's a cold, cooling, refreshing feeling,' she said. 'It just sucks into the skin. It's absolutely beautiful.'

Tracy explains that she doesn't mind the smell, and says that if the donor eats a healthy, balanced diet the sperm will have a fresher odour.

But she advises anyone who wants to try it to burn some incense or keep a diffuser nearby if they are squeamish.

Tracy leaves the substance on her face for between five and 20 minutes before wiping it off and washing her face with warm water.

'It feels so glossy to wipe it off. It feels like having a kind of oil on the face,' she explained. 'It just glides beautifully.

'The condition of the skin feels so much better already.'

The former glamour model's video has had several hundred views since being posted online yesterday, but Tracy has already written about the procedure on her website.

She said the idea came about during a conversation about natural remedies with her beauty therapist.

'The topic of semen facials came up,' she said. 'And I began researching the use of semen as a facial ingredient.

'I found that many experts had confirmed its benefits.

'Semen builds babies, they come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft so I'm very happy to use this as a facial.'

Bizarre as it seems, there may be something in Tracy's theory that sperm has improved her skin.

Semen contains proteolytic enzymes, which are designed to dissolve proteins.

When applied to the skin on a regular basis, these enzymes may help to break down dead layers and leave the skin feeling smoother.

It also contains zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium and fructose, which could nourish the skin, although they are only present in very small amounts.

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This HAS to be a wind-up.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Moggy » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:25 am

The single mother-of-two described how a male friend delivers his semen to her in plastic pots from the Chinese takeaway


Classic KK thread. :lol:

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Bunni » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:55 am

Nope.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by <]:^D » Thu Nov 12, 2015 9:37 am

no strawberry floating way - this is a wind up :lol:

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Rog » Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:28 am

If anyone is interested I'll half fill one of those tubs for £50. You can't put a price a on beauty.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Moggy » Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:30 am

Rog wrote:If anyone is interested I'll half fill one of those tubs for £50. You can't put a price a on beauty.


You need to go to the Chinese takeaway, it is not possible to fill them up anywhere else.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by <]:^D » Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:33 am

i must admit i read that as her friend works at the restaurant and she gets the little pot delivered with her meal each week.

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by bear » Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:33 am

There's something tragic about the way she makes it clear she's not involved in the collection process. She doesn't even have the manners to get stuck in and lend a helping hand to her friend now and again. Broken Britain.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Death's Head » Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:38 am

KK wrote:
Daily Mail wrote:
She stressed that she's 'not involved' in the donation, and that it's a result of something her friend would be doing on a daily basis anyway.



Basically calling him a wanker. :roll:

More importantly, she has not said how she found out that splashing spunk all over your face is good for your skin.

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by Venom » Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:44 am

Whilst the consistency looks right I'm not sure I believe this. Recently there have been too many stories of a woman standing up to mean comments/sexist behaviour/bullying with nothing but their longwinded sub-EL James short story as evidence and links to their social media profiles so you can support them!

Rog wrote:If anyone is interested I'll half fill one of those tubs for £50. You can't put a price a on beauty.


If true what if she is secretly selling the stuff to women who want to get pregnant without the physical interaction of a male. Then this poor man is potentially the father to loads of little kids and has no idea of all the child support he's going to have to pay. :shock:

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by floydfreak » Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:59 am

One way to ask for a discount from a takeaway :slol: :slol:

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Rog » Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:01 am

Venom wrote:Whilst the consistency looks right I'm not sure I believe this. Recently there have been too many stories of a woman standing up to mean comments/sexist behaviour/bullying with nothing but their longwinded sub-EL James short story as evidence and links to their social media profiles so you can support them!

Rog wrote:If anyone is interested I'll half fill one of those tubs for £50. You can't put a price a on beauty.


If true what if she is secretly selling the stuff to women who want to get pregnant without the physical interaction of a male. Then this poor man is potentially the father to loads of little kids and has no idea of all the child support he's going to have to pay. :shock:


My price is now £200.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by KK » Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:17 am

Does this mean Kavos is now officially a health retreat.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Skarjo » Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:22 am

KK wrote:Does this mean Kavos is now officially a health retreat.


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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by coldspice » Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:54 pm

And suddenly, this lady's channel has loads of views.

Who could have predicted this?

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by Moggy » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:02 pm

Minty14 wrote:And suddenly, this lady's channel has loads of views.

Who could have predicted this?


More views on her channel than there are sperm on her face. :shock:

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by SandyCoin » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:05 pm

Don't believe this for a second. Just another video blogger doing anything they can to get their hit counter go up :roll: . Hence why I won't bother watching it.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by jiggles » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:18 pm

Max level friendzoned.

But at least this finally fixes the misunderstanding when my girlfriend tells me she wants a facial for her birthday.

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PostRe: Beauty blogger posts video saying sperm facials are the answer to 'glowing skin'
by Hypes » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:25 pm

Always wondered why glowy69 was so called. Now I know.


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