Errkal, my buddy, has sent me five beers. Thank you! I'm trying them all tonight, so I'll post reviews as I try them.
First is the DIPA, Party at the Moon Tower by Latitude 42 Brewing Company.
Its colour is on the lighter side of IPA, and it has a nice, kinda sharp taste with a bit of tang, kinda like a grapefruit. It's decently bitter, and I enjoyed it.
Second is the darker of the two red ales, Red Noir by Yellowbelly.
The colour of this one is remarkably similar to cola, or black tea. I didn't enjoy this one as much, as it had a somewhat strong taste of yeast, but besides that, it has a sweet and malty taste.
Third is Burning Sun by Gonzo's Biggdogg.
This was a much more enjoyable red ale for me. It's a little sharp, hoppy, and sweet. I could swear I could taste sweetcorn in there somewhere.