Ben's Quickfire Quiz

The tiny little Hovercraft that stays under the 's' key on your keyboard?

DML wrote:
Anyone got any funny stories?

Eddie Izzard.

I don't know what this is™

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DML wrote:I've no idea where I'm going with this.



Anyone got any funny stories?

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Just for the halibut. JUST.....for the halibut.

Phoenix Tennant wrote:

DML wrote:I've no idea where I'm going with this.



Anyone got any funny stories?

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Well, did he cum, or what?

Johnny Blaze wrote:

Phoenix Tennant wrote:

DML wrote:I've no idea where I'm going with this.



Anyone got any funny stories?

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Well, did he cum, or what?

Jesus Christ man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public!

Phoenix Tennant wrote:

DML wrote:I've no idea where I'm going with this.



Anyone got any funny stories?

My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

That made me laugh too much.

Phoenix Tennant wrote:
My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Who told you, then?

"Love me for a reason, let the reason be..."?

~Earl Grey~ wrote:"Love me for a reason, let the reason be..."?

"...my huge penis"?

"Jeremy irons?"

MCN wrote:

~Earl Grey~ wrote:"Love me for a reason, let the reason be..."?

"...my huge penis"?

Nice! The pedant in me wants to tell you it was actually "my 27 and a half inch penis" but close enough.