Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tomb?

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Venom » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:40 pm

[iup=3561604]Dblock[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3561520]Karl[/iup] wrote:Visiting the Great Library would be my first stop if I had a time machine.


Out of all the things you can do , you pick to read books?

I'd go back and finger strawberry float all the beauties in time.


Why, what's wrong with your cock?

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Mockmaster » Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:46 pm

[iup=3561645]Venom[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3561604]Dblock[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3561520]Karl[/iup] wrote:Visiting the Great Library would be my first stop if I had a time machine.


Out of all the things you can do , you pick to read books?

I'd go back and finger strawberry float all the beauties in time.


Why, what's wrong with your cock?

This is not the kind of archaeological discovery I had in mind.

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Fm » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:02 am

Since history pretty much = syphillis, fingerfucking is probably a pretty sensible route.

Not that I'd be interested in such crudities (although if Shakespeare wanted a good diddling I wouldn't stand around comparing him to a summer's day)

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Dblock » Thu Sep 11, 2014 12:03 am

[iup=3561617]Dual[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3561604]Dblock[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3561520]Karl[/iup] wrote:Visiting the Great Library would be my first stop if I had a time machine.


Out of all the things you can do , you pick to read books?

I'd go back and finger strawberry float all the beauties in time.


lmao me too bro

who would you hit up first?


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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Corazon de Leon » Thu Sep 11, 2014 5:04 am

The Canadians over here in Toronto are quite rightly going mental about this.

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Ironhide » Sun Sep 14, 2014 1:52 pm

[iup=3561617]Dual[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3561604]Dblock[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3561520]Karl[/iup] wrote:Visiting the Great Library would be my first stop if I had a time machine.


Out of all the things you can do , you pick to read books?

I'd go back and finger strawberry float all the beauties in time.


lmao me too bro

who would you hit up first?


Catherine the Great, but only if she actually looked like this:

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Octoroc » Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:53 pm

Gotta love that climate change.

I'm not sure what's so great about this discovery- two ships sail off into deadly waters and omg they don't come back.

Also, who was in charge of naming these ships? Who is going to look forward to a cruise on HMS Terror? Or indeed her sister ship HMS Shitting-your-pants.

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Xeno » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:09 pm

Considering they were part of the Military I would say they were apt names. I don't think the RN were in to naming their ships HMS Fluffy Kittens and HMS Chinchilla.

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I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Ironhide » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:18 pm

HMS Chinchilla has a certain charm to it.

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Rhubarb » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:43 pm

[iup=3561262]Tafdolphin[/iup] wrote:Simmons is actually a fantastic writer. The Hyperion Cantos probably the best stores of sci-fi books I've ever read and I've been meaning to get into his more historical novels. That summary makes it sound crap but I'll bet it's a decent read.


Completely off topic - but if you enjoyed the Hyperion Cantos then definitely check out Ilium and Olypmos, they're both fantastic also!

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PostRe: Biggest Archaeological Discovery since Tutankhamun's Tom
by Dblock » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:06 pm

[iup=3561683]Fm[/iup] wrote:Since history pretty much = syphillis, fingerfucking is probably a pretty sensible route.

Not that I'd be interested in such crudities (although if Shakespeare wanted a good diddling I wouldn't stand around comparing him to a summer's day)


You wanna bang Shakespeare? I don't think I've ever heard/read anything like that ever before. I can not believe this.

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