Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer

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PostBreaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Preezy » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:15 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-42648624
Important News Story wrote:A butcher who became trapped in a walk-in freezer escaped thanks to a frozen black pudding.

With the beef too slippery and the lamb too big, he happened on the "best thing" - the black pudding...

Chris the Butcher wrote:It was the right shape :datass:. I used it like the police use battering rams :datass: :datass: to break door locks in. It was solid, pointed and I could get plenty of weight behind it :datass: :datass: :datass:.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Rex Kramer » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:19 am

What the hell had he been doing to the beef that made it too slippery?

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Moggy » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:30 am

I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.

Preezy, you are fake news.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Preezy » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:31 am

Moggy wrote:I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.

Preezy, you are fake news.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Moggy » Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:33 am

Preezy wrote:
Moggy wrote:I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.

Preezy, you are fake news.

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I was going to go for that pint with you but I heard that the pub was sold by Karl for PEANUTS and I am now not coming to cut your ribbon. SAD!

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Lagamorph » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:11 am

The guy is just thankful he didn't have to eat that disgusting shite. Freezing to death would've been the preferable option over that.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Hexx » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:41 am

"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"

Why is this news everywehre

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Moggy » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:43 am

Lagamorph wrote:The guy is just thankful he didn't have to eat that disgusting shite. Freezing to death would've been the preferable option over that.


Hexx wrote:"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"

Why is this news everywehre


strawberry floating militant vegans. :x

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Hexx » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:44 am

Moggy wrote:
Lagamorph wrote:The guy is just thankful he didn't have to eat that disgusting shite. Freezing to death would've been the preferable option over that.


Hexx wrote:"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"

Why is this news everywehre


strawberry floating militant vegans. :x


How do you know if someone's vegan?

Oh don't worry they'll tell you

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Ad7 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:45 am

Black pudding is strawberry floating amazing with a cooked breakfast. Even better, have a chicken breast stuffed with it and wrapped in Smokey bacon. Nomomomomnom

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Hexx » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:46 am

Ad7 wrote:Black pudding is strawberry floating amazing with a cooked breakfast. Even better, have a chicken breast stuffed with it and wrapped in Smokey bacon. Nomomomomnom


Scum

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Lagamorph » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:48 am

Hexx wrote:"Terrible food saves man who let H&S standards slip"

Why is this news everywehre

Whoa whoa whoa there Hexx.
Describing Black Pudding as 'food' is going a bit far don't you think?

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Moggy » Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:52 am

How can you tell when Lagamorph doesn't like something?

Oh don't worry he'll tell you

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by DML » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:01 am

Black pudding is god tier food. All the people who don't like it have never actually eaten it.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Errkal » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:07 am

DML wrote:Black pudding is god tier food. All the people who don't like it have never actually eaten it.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Ad7 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:10 am

I imagine the kind of people who don't like black pudding are the same people that have steak cooked well done because they 'don't like blood' even though meat is drained of all blood when it's butchered. Same people who only order chicken Korma, sweet and sour with plain rice and eat frozen chips every single night. Oh mummy can you cut the crusts off my bread I don't like them they spoil the taste of my smooth peanut butter.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Hexx » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:38 am

Errkal wrote:
DML wrote:Black pudding is god tier food. All the people who don't like it have never actually eaten it.


I've eaten it
It's rank.
You're rank

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Hexx » Fri Jan 12, 2018 11:39 am

Ad7 wrote:I imagine the kind of people who don't like black pudding are the same people that have steak cooked well done because they 'don't like blood' even though meat is drained of all blood when it's butchered. Same people who only order chicken Korma, sweet and sour with plain rice and eat frozen chips every single night. Oh mummy can you cut the crusts off my bread I don't like them they spoil the taste of my smooth peanut butter.


Nah just stopped eating scabs once I was over about 6 years old.

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PostRe: Breaking News! Black pudding saves butcher trapped in freezer
by Squinty » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:13 pm

Moggy wrote:
Preezy wrote:
Moggy wrote:I saw this story yesterday. It is therefore not breaking news.

Preezy, you are fake news.

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I was going to go for that pint with you but I heard that the pub was sold by Karl for PEANUTS and I am now not coming to cut your ribbon. SAD!


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