Brexit Thread 2

[That]

Anyone ever read the news and just think, why do I have to live in the darkest timeline?

[Tineash]

twitter.com/leicesterliz/status/1018875187427717120

Hate to quote Liz Kendall approvingly, but this is completely accurate. The narrative that a groundswell of noble Tory remainer rebels were waiting to be wooed by Corbyn was a strawberry floating fiction.

[Moggy]

Anyone ever read the news and just think, why do I have to live in the darkest timeline?

This isn’t the darkest timeline. There’s one out there where Andrea Leadsom became PM.

[DML]

This is absolutely inexplicable to me. This incredible own goal now puts Hard Brexit on the table truly for the first time. I still hope we avoid it, but how strawberry floating depressing. Leavers deserved this defeat.

[That]

Anyone ever read the news and just think, why do I have to live in the darkest timeline?

This isn’t the darkest timeline. There’s one out there where Andrea Leadsom became PM.

I am going to go write a dystopian parallel-universe-hopping sci-fi horror novel and the twist will be that this actually is the worst timeline in the multiverse.

[Lagamorph]

Better start learning to like the taste of chlorine.

[That]

Anyone ever read the news and just think, why do I have to live in the darkest timeline?

This isn’t the darkest timeline. There’s one out there where Andrea Leadsom became PM.

I am going to go write a dystopian parallel-universe-hopping sci-fi horror novel and the twist will be that this actually is the worst timeline in the multiverse.

All the other timelines will have, like, dimensional shamblers that eat children, or the sky sometimes turns purple and anyone who sees it goes insane, or the Earth gets invaded by shapeshifting alien nanobots -- but those hardships eventually cause humanity to come together and be better and work towards the noble goal of fully automated luxury gay space communism. It is only in this timeline, the worst one, that we perpetually own ourselves in ever-more petty and pathetic ways forever, until in a couple of centuries North Korea finally detonates the doomsday device because the eternal leader of America, the immortal cyber-Trump, called Kim Jong-un's great grandson a fat nerd.

[Lex-Man]

What's actually up with May. She keeps flip flopping positions. It's really odd. I really don't think she knows what she's doing.

[Lagamorph]

She's just utterly desperate to cling to being PM for as long as possible for some reason.

[Hexx]

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1018968567587442689

[Hexx]

twitter.com/feedthedrummer/status/1018971867678478336

[Tineash]

Hoey & Field have always been strawberry floating loathsome. I prayed to god I wouldn't see Dennis Skinner's name there, cos he's a good old socialist and I don't want to hate him.

[Knoyleo]

twitter.com/feedthedrummer/status/1018971867678478336

Is it, Labour MPs who should be deselected?

[Tineash]

gasp! deselection makes us no better than the fascists!

[Garth]

Vince Cable and Tim Farron didn't vote. Liberal Democrats

[Photek]

twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1018919534089076736

[Winckle]

Farron and Cable didn't turn up to vote last night, they could have made the difference on one of the narrowest votes.

[Lex-Man]

As a lib dem supporter that is incredibly depressing.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

Same here, what the strawberry float were they playing at?

[Knoyleo]

It's almost as if the Lib Dems have a history of betraying their base.