How a nation makes a fool of itself
No nation has cultivated arrogance as much as the British. The sad truth is that what was once a world power is today a country that can not even find its way to the door without stumbling over its own feet.
In his book "We Germans" Matthias Matussek describes an evening in the German Embassy in London. The ambassador has invited in honor of the novelist Antonia S. Byatt. Matussek toast to the writer, whereupon she surprises him with the question of what he thinks of the European constitution. Alas, the journalist replies that it is probably okay if the European community of states agree on a few basic principles.
Her heavily ringed hand remains hovering over the plate for a while, then Lady Byatt says: "You know, we British do not need constitutions, we are the oldest democracy on earth." Pause. "For young nations like you Germans, however, constitutions may have their uses." Matussek writes that one can not describe the tone of the tone in which it was made, as if it were nasal and pejorative enough. "In principle, she said: You are barbarians, you have just laid the club out of hand, you need the curb."
That's how we know the British , that's how we love them. Never an embarrassed answer and always ready to put someone in his place, as it is descriptive on the island. The problem is, if you act as if you are the navel of the world, you should also be the navel or at least get close to it. As it looks, the British are not even the worm appendage of Europe.
The United Kingdom is showing us how to make you a fool in front of everyone, in a spectacular way. What was once the most powerful empire in the world today is a country that does not even manage to find its way to the door without tripping over its own feet.
It is now 28 months since the British decided to say goodbye to the European Union. Unfortunately, they have not come one step further.
When Theresa May comes up with a suggestion in Brussels, one can be sure that one day later he will no longer be worth the paper he is written down on. Either she presents ideas that have long since been rejected in Brussels. Or their plans are already shelved in their own party. Or Boris Johnson did it in his column in the Telegraph.
Until recently, I felt pity when I saw the head of the British government hopping through the picture at a summit, with her wry smile and even more slippery offers. Meanwhile, I find myself thinking, "Go with God, but go!"
No deal is better than a bad deal? If they are convinced in the UK: then it must be so. A hard Brexit will cost us a lot, no question. But that's nothing compared to what the British are expecting.
Among my colleagues , I have read what the golden future they promised the citizens in London. First, the trucks stow up to Wales, because at the borders nothing works. Then at the gas stations, the fuel goes out and in the hospitals, the drugs are scarce. At home threatens the water damage: Since all Polish plumbers were driven out of the country, unfortunately, no one comes over to repair the lines when the toilet overflows.
So they sit there in their dripping houses, without gasoline and aspirin, but with extremely bad-tempered Russians as neighbors, who have shopped for too much money in the English real estate market and are now stinking, because their investment goes down the drain , We know how uncomfortably bad-tempered Russians can become, dear Englishmen: on the other hand, every drug shortage is a joke!
Almost all those who have a say in Brexit belong to the British establishment, that is, they went to a sinful school and studied at Cambridge or Oxford . In this respect too, one is now richer by one experience. What, for God's sake, do you learn there? At any rate, skills that prepare you for the real world can not be. Or would you trust a lawyer who regularly goes into negotiations so unprepared that the appointment must be canceled after a few minutes?
You just have to get involved in Mrs. May's speech flow at any point, and you realize that you can even be Prime Minister without any connection to reality.
Journalist: If we leave the EU without a deal, does not that mean that we will have a hard border in Ireland?
May: We said very clearly that we do not want to see a hard border between Ireland and Northern Ireland.
Journalist: But if we go without a deal, you can not guarantee that there's no hard border, right?
May: We're working to make a good deal.
Journalist: But if we leave without a deal, there will be a border in Ireland, right?
May: If we go without a deal, we as the British Government will do our utmost to ensure that there is no hard border between Ireland and Northern Ireland.
Journalist: But you will ultimately fail, because according to WTO rules, there will inevitably be a border. Should not you charge that and explain the person?
May: As the British Government, we are determined to do everything we can to ensure that there is no hard border between Northern Ireland and Ireland.
And so on. The downside of intelligence is that it hurts to be stupid. Simplicity protects against this pain, so intelligent people are often inferior to stupid people in politics.
We do not want to be unfair. We owe the British the afternoon tea, Monty Python and the Beatles , that's more than many peoples have achieved in their history. Also, they have the Queen , which is a reason for a monarchist-minded person like me to admire the kingdom. Any nation, one might add, faces decay at some point in its history - one slower, the other faster.
The fact that the British are now faster rather than slower may be related to the insularity that is so vehemently defended by the Brexiteers. I have never understood how to get the idea that a people are best left alone. If you want to know what centuries of inbreeding can do, you just have to look across the English Channel. In this respect too, Brexit holds a valuable lesson for all those who dream of an end to European freedom of movement.