Britney Spears Topless Pics (THREAD NSFW)

[Prototype]

She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard, though.

[Hero of Canton]

I don't quite get what's so wrong about the first pics in this thread, to be honest. All this DO NOT WANT stuff? Mad.

[Steve]

I don't quite get what's so wrong about the first pics in this thread, to be honest. All this DO NOT WANT stuff? Mad.

She's a chubster. Still, there is plenty worse out there...

[Rubix]

A bikini-clad Britney Spears has revealed how the United States would be run if she were made President.

The pop princess wore an eye-popping bikini and a red flower in her hair to deliver her manifesto which included 'free pie for everybody' and a 'nightclub on the moon'.

Her list read:

10. I'd be the first President to wear eye shadow since Nixon
9. We would only invade fun places like [Mexican holiday resort town] Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance 'Circus Fantasy.'
5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

[Alvin Flummux]

I'd mark my X on her ballot paper any day.

[Banjo]

I agree with points 8 and 5. Especially 5.

[Suffocate Peon]

I don't quite get what's so wrong about the first pics in this thread, to be honest. All this DO NOT WANT stuff? Mad.

She looks like Melanie C.

Sporty Spice.

I don't know how I know her name is Melanie C. Is it? God.

[blackoutHERO]

I'd definetly pop into her polling station for a quick check.

[False]

I like her body..

[Poncho]

Smoking figure. I repeat from earlier in the thread: om nom nom.

[False]

I keep coming back to this thread to see those pics. Ive come to the following conclusion.

Would, With the combined force of all norse gods punching through the universe attached to a celestial jackhammer on an unstoppable journey to Brit's vagina. And then some.

[Preezy]

I bet no man could touch the sides. Must be like the channel tunnel down there

[Alvin Flummux]

I don't quite get what's so wrong about the first pics in this thread, to be honest. All this DO NOT WANT stuff? Mad.

She looks like Melanie C.

Sporty Spice.

Sporty Spice is fit.

[chalkitdown]

I bet no man could touch the sides. Must be like the channel tunnel down there

You could've at least posted a picture of the channel tunnel.

[Preezy]

I bet no man could touch the sides. Must be like the channel tunnel down there

You could've at least posted a picture of the channel tunnel.

LIKE the channel tunnel. I preferred that pic 'cause the graffiti on it says "big tunnel"

[Jax]

Throwing a sausage down a corridor.

[Rubix]

Family resemblance: Britney Spears and her younger sister Jamie Lynn wore eye-catching bikinis for a day by the pool in Miami on Monday

[blackoutHERO]

Dayum

[Preezy]

Throwing a sausage down a corridor.

I'll have to remember that one!

[Rubix]