Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys

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PostBurn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by KK » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:43 pm

Daily Mail wrote:
  • Three quarters of British women find buff bodies a turn-off
  • Women would rather date Colin Firth than Daniel Craig
  • Majority think a dinner date with an abs-obsessed man would be dull
  • 74% would feel self-conscious naked in front of a perfectly toned man

When toned Daniel Craig stepped out of the sea in his blue trunks in Quantum of Solace, women around the world swooned.

But while they may admire the actor's physique as James Bond, it seems they wouldn't want to date such a muscular man in real life.

According to a new study, three quarters of British women find buff bodies a turn-off and say they prefer their partner to have a bit of flab.

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Similarly, 58 per cent say they would choose a man with love handles over one with a six pack.

Celebrities women would choose ahead of hunky 007 actor Craig include Mr Darcy actor Colin Firth, pop star Robbie Williams and Wolf of Wall Street star Leonardo DiCaprio.

An overwhelming 96 per cent of women think a dinner date with an abs-obsessed man would be dull.

Almost three quarters - 72 per cent - would rather the date was with a chubbier fella so that they would feel more able to indulge in dessert.

Of those in a relationship, 94 per cent say they love their man just as he is even if he has piled on a few extra pounds.

Again, the vast majority - 91 per cent - of women would rather their man spent 'couple' time with them than pumped iron.

Almost as many - 82 per cent - would never nag their other half to work out or diet to improve their physique.

Exactly three quarters would rather be hugged by a flabby fella than a gym-hardened muscleman.

And 74 per cent admit they would feel self-conscious taking their clothes off in front of a perfectly toned man.

Nationally, 72 per cent of women have an appetite for an 'Average Joe' while being turned off by men with muscles.

But that figure rises to 80 per cent of ladies in the North East and Northern Ireland.

Over three quarters - 77 per cent - of women say their ideal man would not have a chiselled torso like James Bond actor Daniel Craig or Game of Thrones star Kit Harrington.

Instead, their dream date - cited by 33 per cent - is more likely to be Colin Firth, who memorably emerging from a lake in a wet shirt as Pride and Prejudice's dashing Mr Darcy.

Next come Williams (20 per cent), DiCaprio (18 per cent), followed by funnyman James Corden and Twilight movie star Robert Pattinson (each nine per cent).

Other popular celebrities not renowned for rippling muscles include comic Ricky Gervais, TOWIE's James 'Arg' Argent and The Inbetweeners' James Buckley.

Only women aged under 25 tend to be attracted to muscly hunks with 49 per cent of them fancying a man with a six pack compared to just 18 per cent of over 55s.

The survey of 1,000 women was carried out to mark the release on DVD and Blu-ray of film Bad Neighbours, which pits buff college boy Zac Efron against beer-bellied family man Seth Rogen.

Relationship expert Tracey Cox, who writes the blog Pillow Talk for MailOnline commented: 'Eye candy is never a bad thing but when it comes to choosing a partner, in reality, buff-bodied men are just not what most women want for real-life partners.

'Most women worry about their bodies, so we know the hard work and dedication that goes into getting a buff, toned body.

'A man with a perfect body has probably restricted his diet and alcohol intake and spends hours in the gym. All this suggests he's not going to be much fun as a partner.

'We feel more comfortable with a bit of flab over super toned abs. Women are already under extreme pressure to look a certain way and we figure that a man who appears less critical of his own appearance and obsessed with looks will be less critical of ours.'

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So....best order that Domino's after all.

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PostRe: Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by Mafro » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:44 pm

[iup=3555979]KKLEIN[/iup] wrote:So....best order that Domino's after all.

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PostRe: Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by Fatal Exception » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:47 pm

Basically, fatties prefer accessible men combined with loaded questions like:

"Would you prefer a date with a self obsessed bitch, or a girl who is a little chubby but likes computer games and isn't adverse to dressing up in a Japanese school girl uniform during sex?

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PostRe: Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by Dual » Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:55 pm

no thanks lol

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by Floex » Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:07 pm

Get em out boys.

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PostRe: Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by Poser » Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:53 pm

Since when has fire-related destruction got anyone out of a gym membership?

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by Green Gecko » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:40 pm

I'm not toned at all but very slim, I think this is talking about average build. My gf does say they same thing.

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by KK » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:49 pm

I think becoming toned is a realistic goal to set for yourself though, and nor does it necessarily require a gym. It's being built like The Rock that's more unattainable, if not unsustainable, and actually pretty unattractive.

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by Green Gecko » Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:53 pm

Yep. I'm going to do more swimming and biking for health reasons, but I really don't think women care about being muscley as much as body builders might like to think.

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by Fatal Exception » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:33 pm

The patriarch have given women Stockholm syndrome for chubbers.

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by Vermin » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:56 pm

[iup=3555979]KKLEIN[/iup] wrote:
Daily Mail wrote:[list] [*] Three quarters of British women find buff bodies a turn-off



Bullshit.

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by False » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:05 pm

I bet the guy asking the questions was a fat strawberry float

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by Lotus » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:22 pm

Bollocks do they. :lol:

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by JiggerJay » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:27 pm

As a fat guy, I have the qualifications to say this is utter bullshit!

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by Pattybean » Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:28 pm

MCN will be punching the air with joy.

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PostRe: Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by Cyburn2 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:01 pm

There's chubby and then there's FATASS mummy strawberry floating LARDS.

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by Green Gecko » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:05 pm

I don't see "chubby" actually used in be article.
The phrase is "average joe". Ie not fat nor muscular. This is about physique, not weight.

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PostRe: Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by Fade » Thu Sep 04, 2014 6:17 pm

I can't put on weight no matter what I eat, so I'm strawberry floated.

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by Hexx » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:12 pm

As a cock hungry gayer - "average joe" can be far more attractive than "curved gym princess"

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PostRe: Burn the gym membership, UK women prefer "chubbier" guys
by Fm » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:14 pm

Chubby guys are awesome. I've been saying it for years. Get with the programme, ladies.

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