Burnout Paradise - Banjo, you cŵn arse!!!!

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by Victor Mildew » Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:06 pm

Venom wrote:I remember playing Burnout Paradise on the PS3 with the PS Eye camera. When playing a multiplayer it would take a pic of everyone who had a camera as they finished. Not many people had one so most often the game would show every other player a pic of my anguished face!


That was a fantastic feature. Had many a serious load of black guys looking like they we're going to strawberry float me up, chased one guy for ages in a rage filled act of revenge to be met with some little kid stood in front of his bunk bed in a football shirt, and one guy who looked like the numa numa bloke laughing his ass off.

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by Gemini73 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:40 pm

Frank wrote:Worst Burnout gets a re-release :dread:


The online component in Paradise drums up plenty of opportunity for microtransactions/loot boxes.

But yes, agreed, while a solid game Paradise is not the series best.

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by Tragic Magic » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:46 pm

Ten years old?!

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by NickSCFC » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:51 pm

Don't strawberry float with that soundtrack.

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by Pedz » Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:53 pm

Yeah, do what I did and turn it off and listen to your own music.

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by Venom » Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:08 am

Advent7 wrote:
Venom wrote:I remember playing Burnout Paradise on the PS3 with the PS Eye camera. When playing a multiplayer it would take a pic of everyone who had a camera as they finished. Not many people had one so most often the game would show every other player a pic of my anguished face!


That was a fantastic feature. Had many a serious load of black guys looking like they we're going to strawberry float me up, chased one guy for ages in a rage filled act of revenge to be met with some little kid stood in front of his bunk bed in a football shirt, and one guy who looked like the numa numa bloke laughing his ass off.


Good times! I know I did race with some people from the forum, a couple who had the PS Eye - maybe one was you.

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by Skarjo » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:48 am

jawafour wrote:
Frank wrote:Worst Burnout gets a re-release :dread:

Agreed.

I've not played it.

But I want Burnout 2 / 3 / Revenge: Triple Destruction!


TakeDown was by far the best, but I could never put Revenge above Paradise.

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by Corazon de Leon » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:20 am

Skarjo wrote:
jawafour wrote:
Frank wrote:Worst Burnout gets a re-release :dread:

Agreed.

I've not played it.

But I want Burnout 2 / 3 / Revenge: Triple Destruction!


TakeDown was by far the best, but I could never put Revenge above Paradise.


I loved revenge. Had some great tracks.

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by Skarjo » Sat Jan 06, 2018 1:22 pm

Saigon Slick wrote:
Skarjo wrote:
jawafour wrote:
Frank wrote:Worst Burnout gets a re-release :dread:

Agreed.

I've not played it.

But I want Burnout 2 / 3 / Revenge: Triple Destruction!


TakeDown was by far the best, but I could never put Revenge above Paradise.


I loved revenge. Had some great tracks.


It also had so much bloom and lens glare that JJ Abrams wanted them to wind it in a bit.

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by Corazon de Leon » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:11 pm

Skarjo wrote:
Saigon Slick wrote:
Skarjo wrote:
jawafour wrote:
Frank wrote:Worst Burnout gets a re-release :dread:

Agreed.

I've not played it.

But I want Burnout 2 / 3 / Revenge: Triple Destruction!


TakeDown was by far the best, but I could never put Revenge above Paradise.


I loved revenge. Had some great tracks.


It also had so much bloom and lens glare that JJ Abrams wanted them to wind it in a bit.


Minor issues that - in total honesty - I never noticed. The bigger problem was the rubber band AI, which was particularly obnoxious. Still loved it though.

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by Qikz » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:18 pm

I hated the open world driving of Paradise. I'm out.

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by Victor Mildew » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:25 pm

Qikzen wrote:I hated the open world driving of Paradise. I'm out.


Too many dimensions for you?

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by Errkal » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:26 pm

:lol:

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by Qikz » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:29 pm

Advent7 wrote:
Qikzen wrote:I hated the open world driving of Paradise. I'm out.


Too many dimensions for you?


Considering the older games were also 3D, no?

It's just I preferred when Burnout had a proper crash mode and properly designed tracks. I didn't like the open world racing.

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by Curls » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:42 pm

Takedown > 2 > Paradise > Revenge > original

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by Victor Mildew » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:58 pm

Qikzen wrote:
Advent7 wrote:
Qikzen wrote:I hated the open world driving of Paradise. I'm out.


Too many dimensions for you?


Considering the older games were also 3D, no?

It's just I preferred when Burnout had a proper crash mode and properly designed tracks. I didn't like the open world racing.


Sorry it appears I should have used pink italic text.

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by Dangerblade » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:18 pm

Qikzen wrote:I hated the open world driving of Paradise. I'm out.

Basically this

(will probably still buy it though)

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by Curls » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:36 pm

I actually really enjoyed paradise, it was and still is a very unique game. Really really fun. What i didn't like was trying to do the motorbike challenges online especially when 7 people were needed!

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by Saint of Killers » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:47 pm

Qikzen wrote:
Advent7 wrote:
Qikzen wrote:I hated the open world driving of Paradise. I'm out.


Too many dimensions for you?


Considering the older games were also 3D, no?

It's just I preferred when Burnout had a proper crash mode and properly designed tracks. I didn't like the open world racing.


Crash Mode is the whole reason I got into Burnout and, whilst it had to be implemented slightly differently in Paradise, I didn't find it to be any the worse for it. What didn't you like about it in Paradise?

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by SerialCeler » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:49 pm

Hopefully they’ll add a restart race option, rather than having to drive all the way back to the start line each time.

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