Cal Doesn't Get It

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PostCal Doesn't Get It
by gaminglegend » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:44 am

Drunken_Master wrote:
Cal wrote:
gaminglegend wrote:When Alexander saw the depth of his empire he wept for there were no more worlds to concquer. Benefits of a classical education


Not exactly true, is it? He got mired in conflicts in Western India and in the end Alexander was forced to abandon his bonkers World Domination Plan by his own army who threatened to mutiny - most of whom just wanted to go home and see their families and retire on the spoils of several years of almost continuous war. You quote the romanticised version of events - the reality is a lot more mundane. There is no doubt, if he felt he could have gotten away with it, the mad-as-a-bag-of-kittens despot would have carried on slaughtering Indians all the way to the Indian Ocean.


:lol: :fp:

I think you missed 60 minutes or something....




Cal wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote::lol: :fp:

I think you missed 60 minutes or something....


IDGI :|




Cal wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:Image


ISDGI :|



Drunken_Master wrote:
gaminglegend wrote:This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.


It was Gary Cooper asshole.



gaminglegend wrote:I wonder what the Asian Dawn will do when they see this news


Drunken_Master wrote:I'd wager Cal is the only person on this forum who doesn't know what the fudge we're talking about. :lol:


Drunken_Master wrote:
gaminglegend wrote:I wonder what the Asian Dawn will do when they see this news


I read about them in Time magazine.


Cal wrote:
Drunken_Master wrote:I'd wager Cal is the only person on this forum who doesn't know what the fudge we're talking about. :lol:


Almost certainly. :cry:

:lol:

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by abcd » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:59 am

Did you post this in the right place?

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Qikz » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:36 pm

IDGI either.

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by The People's ElboReformat » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:20 pm

Think it's a Lethal Weapon quote.

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Cosmo » Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:30 pm

This is worse than all the Dragonshite and bot threads combined.

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Dandy Kong » Tue Nov 23, 2010 5:27 pm

Drunken_Master wrote:I'd wager Cal is the only person on this forum who doesn't know what the fudge we're talking about. :lol:


No.

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Bigerich » Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:43 pm

Just like strawberry floating Saigon, eh slick?

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Memento Mori » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:08 pm

When Alexander saw the depth of his empire he wept for there were no more worlds to concquer. Benefits of a classical education


Hardly the most well-known Die Hard quote.

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Corazon de Leon » Wed Nov 24, 2010 12:30 am

Bigerich wrote:Just like strawberry floating Saigon, eh slick?


I was in junior high, dickhead!

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PostCal Doesn't Get It
by Eighthours » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:06 am

No strawberry floating gooseberry fool, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!

(Incidentally, this film has a strawberry floating amazing script...)

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Moggy » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:33 am

Yippee-ki-yay mummy strawberry floater

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Preezy » Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:22 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Cal Doesn't Get It
by Super Dragon 64 » Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:56 pm

I'd like to make an archive request for the hilarity in this thread. I found this while looking for the Queen's English thread.

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