Camp Spamming Early Quitting Adriano exploiting TK assholes

Exploiting in games? got to love it.

Inspired by some of the stories I've read, and some of the tactics used by friends, what's some of the worst, and most unsporting (AKA dickheadishness) behaviour have you been victim too/or pulled.

The worst I've been subjected to, was in a game of BF1942, where one guy would just lay down at the top of the stairs next to a crate, and continually roll grenades down the stairs. Not for a bit, but for an entire game. Just grenade after grenade. Down the stairs. Making it impossible for anyone to even enter the building. Not fun for the other players and can't have been much fun for him either.

Playing Football against someone who will quite happily slot their 7th identical goal past you comes a close 2nd.

Albear wrote:Playing Football against someone who will quite happily slot their 7th identical goal past you comes a close 2nd.

Well, if your defence makes the same mistakes 7 times in a row, you deserve everything you get.

In the early days of Gears of War, I was put off playing completely because of all the grenade-tagging. Spoilt the whole thing for me. Never did go back.

MCN wrote:
Albear wrote:Playing Football against someone who will quite happily slot their 7th identical goal past you comes a close 2nd.

Well, if your defence makes the same mistakes 7 times in a row, you deserve everything you get.

Fifa's AI is too dumb to actually mark players whilst you tackle half the time though. A common one is running into the box and as the keeper comes out of goal passing it back to your team mate who is always unmarked about 25-30 yards out, 9 times out of time you can slot them home without trouble or get a rebound.

Fifa has plenty actually. People making you watch their replays just to annoy you, people just passing the ball between their defense making it damn near impossible to take with just 2 attackers and people pausing the game as you're about to shoot so you have to wait for the 40 second time to go down, by then you've got a higher chance to overdo it. I had someone do all of these to me earlier, I quit in the end.

Oh, and Barcelona. I swear only United stand a chance against them, Utd V Barca in every game is just annoying

I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

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Selecting United in FIFA 09 and proceeding to play that overrated pile of shite called Ronaldo up front. General unsportsmanship in that game pisses me off too. Committing professional fouls when I’m 1 on 1 with the keeper for example or blocking off my defenders at goal kicks pisses me off

The "run in front of the goalie during a goal kick" that opposition players can get away with in FIFA 09. Can be so very annoying if you like to pass the ball out.

Zenigame wrote:I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

I've been trying to do that for years. Never ever managed.

SHORYUKEN

MCN wrote:
Zenigame wrote:I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

I've been trying to do that for years. Never ever managed.

Get some skills, n00b. That gooseberry fool is like the easiest jump in the game. It's the one in Mario Raceway that I have a hard time doing.

Zenigame wrote:
MCN wrote:
Zenigame wrote:I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

I've been trying to do that for years. Never ever managed.

Get some skills, n00b. That gooseberry fool is like the easiest jump in the game. It's the one in Mario Raceway that I have a hard time doing.

I could never quite nail the one on Rainbow Road. I think I managed to do it once.

CosmoKramer wrote:
Zenigame wrote:
MCN wrote:
Zenigame wrote:I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

I've been trying to do that for years. Never ever managed.

Get some skills, n00b. That gooseberry fool is like the easiest jump in the game. It's the one in Mario Raceway that I have a hard time doing.

I could never quite nail the one on Rainbow Road. I think I managed to do it once.

I had enough trouble with the one on Yoshi's Beach and that was part of the strawberry floating level.

Zenigame wrote:
MCN wrote:
Zenigame wrote:I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

I've been trying to do that for years. Never ever managed.

Get some skills, n00b. That gooseberry fool is like the easiest jump in the game. It's the one in Mario Raceway that I have a hard time doing.

o/ I always do that jump, my friend's reaction was priceless when I was far ahead of him. :lol:

Can do Rainbow Road one sorta, really just 50/50 chance. I also can do easiest jump on Mario Raceway at times, but can't do hard jump one at all. My cousin managed to do it though. ¬_¬

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice shame on you.

I can tolerate pratically everything online, except quitters, especially if they are on my team!

CosmoKramer wrote:
Zenigame wrote:
MCN wrote:
Zenigame wrote:I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

I've been trying to do that for years. Never ever managed.

Get some skills, n00b. That gooseberry fool is like the easiest jump in the game. It's the one in Mario Raceway that I have a hard time doing.

I could never quite nail the one on Rainbow Road. I think I managed to do it once.

That one wasn't that bad once you got the angles right. I used to always make it at least once during the 3 laps of a race.

Skarjo wrote:
CosmoKramer wrote:
Zenigame wrote:
MCN wrote:
Zenigame wrote:I used to love jumping over the Wario Stadium walls in Mario Kart 64. Used to piss my friends off. Well apart from the ones that could also do it.

I've been trying to do that for years. Never ever managed.

Get some skills, n00b. That gooseberry fool is like the easiest jump in the game. It's the one in Mario Raceway that I have a hard time doing.

I could never quite nail the one on Rainbow Road. I think I managed to do it once.

I had enough trouble with the one on Yoshi's Beach and that was part of the strawberry floating level.

You mean Koopa Troopa's Beach? Or Yoshi's valley?

The ramp into the cave? That was easy. Didn't even need any 'shrooms to get through that.

Zenigame wrote:You mean Koopa Troopa's Beach? Or Yoshi's valley?

The ramp into the cave? That was easy. Didn't even need any 'shrooms to get through that.

Now I could do that one every single time.

Adriano.

You ruined PES6! It was a good game other than that!

Quitters.

Losing is part of the game! If you can't handle it, don't play!

Gears 2:

Shotgun spamming.

Chainsaw sucking in.

Fifa 09 is a piss take how stupid your goalie positions themselves sometimes. And the way whenever you switch to another player all momentum they had is lost or whenever you receive the ball your player takes FOREVER to control it at which point the amazing defenders tackle you :fp:

3. People who always pick "Oddjob" in "GoldenEye"

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