JiggerJay wrote:It's the sniper on Halo 3! **** you buddy! then some dude gets teamkilled because some guy called shotgun! that's not how it works, first come, first served mother ******!
This X 100,000,000
I've lost count of the amount of times two geeks lay claim to the Warthogs. One gets in the front and if anyone gets on the gatling gun you either get abuse from them both telling you to get off (can't understand the workings of the gatling gun see?) or you get team killed swiftly followed by a teabagging for your act of rebellion against your betters. If you and someone else get into the Warthog first then you get a grenade up your tailpipe for your trouble. I once had someone shout at me that the Banshee was his literally "Hey F21 that's mine!" I got in anyway and got a torrent of abuse for my trouble followed by him lasering me out of the sky, if he can't have it no one can.
Teabagging. I've seen people run out from behind cover under stupidly heavy fire in Halo just to teabag someone they've killed. I do find it funny that the most homophobic people in the world take the time to simulate something usually associated with homosexuality (not trying to be offensive
) and are completely unaware of the irony.
Quitters - It's bad enough when people quit because they assume a game of big team slayer is lost if you go a few kills down in the first few minutes but when people quit before play even starts because people didn't follow their orders to veto the map/varient then you're in problems.
People who shout "veto!" - Shut up
People who use gay as an insult - Belt up
People who kick you from Left 4 Dead games for not having a mic - Where on the box does it say that a mic is mandatory? I can hear you perfectly well without a mic and I'm more than capable without one. What's funny is when you get into the games and there's nothing but dead silence. I once played through No Mercy on Advanced with three guys from Hong Kong who couldn't speak a word of English and me without a mic/word of Mandarin, we survived and all three are on my friends list
. Most people who play Left 4 Dead struggle with basic English anyway despite having it as their first language so why would I want to attempt conversation when Queen's English is likely to be met with a torrent of abuse.
I think I've covered everything I don't like, I'm going to have a lie down now.