Canyonero

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Jax » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:46 pm

MR PRIME MINISTER!



MR PRIME MINISTER!

















...AAANDY!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Ironhide » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:47 pm

Jimmy Shedders wrote:Sir, 6 cinderblocks are missin'


Then I'll have to tell the children there'll be no orphanage.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:54 pm

Suspect is hatless I repeat hatless!

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Ironhide » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:00 pm

Chief, there's been an explosion at the Simpson place, there's beer coming out of the chimn.....

OFFICER PROCEEDING ON FOOT, WE NEED PRETZELS, I REPEAT, PRETZELS!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by smurphy » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:32 pm

This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps in an oxygen tent which he believe gives him sexual powers.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Dandy Kong » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:37 pm

Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
No.
Ham?
No.
Pork chops?
Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Alvin Flummux » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:03 pm

So one day, I stole a loaf of bread, put it in the freezer until it was very hard... then robbed a bank with it!

One day, I know we'll meet again, under the Iron Sky...
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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:55 pm

My stories better, it has Tigers!

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by JK » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:31 am

Shake harder boy!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Ironhide » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:00 pm

'Tis a fine barn but 'tis no pool, English.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by 1>3>4>2 » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:31 pm

IronHide wrote:'Tis a fine barn but 'tis no pool, English.


Oh man :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That line always cracks me up. Love it.

Dont blame me, i voted for Kodos.

Ad7 wrote:GOT GUD :datass:

Check out my youtube channel where I sporadically release videos whenever I can be bothered. https://www.youtube.com/user/contardation
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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:50 am

One from the comic

"I told ya, Willie only watches romantic comedies!"

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Saint of Killers » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:51 am

Sinky sand!

| (•_•)| S: This is the best date I've been on since my last date. PB: This is not a date.
S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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PostRe: Canyonero
by PsychicSykes » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:17 am

Of course the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, it was the style at the time.

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:25 am

The Sun's too bright!

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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PostHomer:[thinking] Wow, Bart has feelings. Heh-heh, Mrs. Doody
by Saint of Killers » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:41 pm

So, the substitute teacher comes in and says her name is Mrs. Doody, and everyone's looking at me like, "Take it, Bart! Run with it!" And it hits me, I've become a clown... a class clown. And it sickens me.

| (•_•)| S: This is the best date I've been on since my last date. PB: This is not a date.
S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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PostRe: Canyonero
by Kanbei » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:55 pm

"Oh, they have the internet on computers now!"

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:28 pm

This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice... come on, Marge, you're good at these! Help me out!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by JK » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:34 pm

Pie, I'm going to do this:

*chomp*

And if you happen to get in the way, then its your own fault!

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PostRe: Canyonero
by Rightey » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:36 am

Wing passes to centre, back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it, holds it.

Pelloki on ghosts wrote:Just start masturbating furiously. That'll make them go away.

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