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Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:03 am
by Saint of Killers
Whacking Day.
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:35 am
by Qikz
PsychicSykes wrote:We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
BORT! ... Yes? Not you, my son is also named bort. Hello?
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:41 am
by Jimmy Shedders
Dear lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:48 am
by False
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebeeson 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:19 pm
by Cosmo
StayDead wrote:PsychicSykes wrote:We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
BORT! ... Yes? Not you, my son is also named bort. Hello?
STOP GETTING SIMPSONS WRONG!
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:58 pm
by Harry Bizzle
Smuggled Vegetables: The E-Z Road to Success?
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:16 am
by Rightey
Harman wrote:Harry Bizzle wrote:"FLIM SPRINGFIELD"
"Alright, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling!"
Get me two plane tickets to whatever state Springfield is in.
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:32 pm
by Alvin Flummux
*Sharp intake of breath*
He's named like my name!
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:18 pm
by Harry Bizzle
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:42 am
by chase210
'Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.'
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:55 pm
by Cosmo
I Love Lisa on C4+1 right now.
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:58 pm
by Saint of Killers
Alvin Flummux wrote:Homer: *Sharp intake of breath to suggest something has surprised him* *belches*
Can't remember which ep that occurs in but it always gets me.
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:44 pm
by That
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:06 pm
by Alvin Flummux
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:34 pm
by Knoyleo
Saint of Killers wrote:Alvin Flummux wrote:Homer: *Sharp intake of breath to suggest something has surprised him* *belches*
Can't remember which ep that occurs in but it always gets me.
It's from Bart the Mother.
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:41 pm
by Harry Bizzle
"One more outburst like than and I'll send you right back to the big leagues."
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:25 pm
by Cuttooth
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:30 pm
by Banjo
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:21 pm
by Harry Bizzle
"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise."
Re: Canyonero
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:14 pm
by SandyCoin
My
main finger?
One of my favourite scenes
