Canyonero

PostRe: Canyonero by **Saint of Killers** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:03 am

Whacking Day.

PostRe: Canyonero by **Qikz** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:35 am

PsychicSykes wrote:We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

BORT! ... Yes? Not you, my son is also named bort. Hello?

PostRe: Canyonero by **Jimmy Shedders** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:41 am

Dear lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress square and true

PostRe: Canyonero by **False** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:48 am

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebeeson 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

PostRe: Canyonero by **Cosmo** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:19 pm

StayDead wrote:
PsychicSykes wrote:We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

BORT! ... Yes? Not you, my son is also named bort. Hello?

STOP GETTING SIMPSONS WRONG!

PostRe: Canyonero by **Harry Bizzle** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:58 pm

Smuggled Vegetables: The E-Z Road to Success?

PostRe: Canyonero by **Rightey** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 1:16 am

Harman wrote:
Harry Bizzle wrote:"FLIM SPRINGFIELD"

"Alright, this place must be hot. They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling!"

Get me two plane tickets to whatever state Springfield is in.

PostRe: Canyonero by **Alvin Flummux** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:32 pm

*Sharp intake of breath* He's named like my name!

PostRe: Canyonero by **Harry Bizzle** » Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:18 pm

PostRe: Canyonero by **chase210** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:42 am

'Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.'

PostRe: Canyonero by **Cosmo** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:55 pm

I Love Lisa on C4+1 right now.

PostRe: Canyonero by **Saint of Killers** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:58 pm

Alvin Flummux wrote:Homer: *Sharp intake of breath to suggest something has surprised him* *belches*

Can't remember which ep that occurs in but it always gets me.

PostRe: Canyonero by **That** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:44 pm

PostRe: Canyonero by **Alvin Flummux** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:06 pm

PostRe: Canyonero by **Knoyleo** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:34 pm

Saint of Killers wrote:
Alvin Flummux wrote:Homer: *Sharp intake of breath to suggest something has surprised him* *belches*

Can't remember which ep that occurs in but it always gets me.

It's from Bart the Mother.

PostRe: Canyonero by **Harry Bizzle** » Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:41 pm

"One more outburst like than and I'll send you right back to the big leagues."

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PostRe: Canyonero by **Harry Bizzle** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:21 pm

"Spin the middle side topwise. Topwise."

PostRe: Canyonero by **SandyCoin** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:14 pm

My main finger?

One of my favourite scenes :lol:

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