Nigella Lawson: A friend offered me some cocaine. I took it.

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To be expected, but what a banana split.

D_C wrote:https://twitter.com/nickgriffinmep/status/346606372110102528

To be expected, but what a banana split.

tbh

Inappropriate and deeply sexist; good to see Griffin knows how to appeal to his base.

I heard a summary of the explanation Saatchi posted in his column. Sounds incredibly contrived. Apparently she just left to avoid media attention due to people misunderstanding what happened. Yeah right. :lol:

Someone needs to wrap their hands round that creepy banana splits neck, see how he feels.

He's only saying what a lot of people are thinking when they see Nigella on TV.

Doesn't make him any less detestable though.

Hey nigla u ok hun xxx

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Reported for racism.

The publications of those pictures do more to harm Nigella than her scumbag husband I reckon.

How many people who have suffered abuse would like to see the photographs spread across the papers?

About a week ago, we were sitting outside a restaurant having an intense debate about the children, and I held Nigella's neck repeatedly while attempting to emphasise my point.

What point demands that you physically assault your wife? The "if we take this course of action then we'll literally, as you can see by my demonstration, be strangling our kids' futures" point?

:fp:

He's accepted a police caution apparently.

Playing it cool LAD

I do like how he grabbed her throat but didn't squeeze. Clearly learning from Bill Clinton! :lol:

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If he does that in public, God knows what he does behind closed doors...

What the strawberry float is she doing with that old slimey banana split anyway?

I always wonder when people write explanations like Saatchi's: are they strawberry floating dumb enough to actually believe for a second that anyone with an IQ higher than a mollusc will believe them?

It's like the Merchant Ivory version of Nil by Mouth.

I'd choke her with my cock in her mouth :datass:

DailyMail wrote:Row about Nigella's decade of daily cocaine use may have triggered Charles Saatchi's restaurant 'choking' assault, court hears

Nigella Lawson 'took cocaine, cannabis and prescription drugs'
Two PAs had a 'tacit agreement' they could spend whatever they like on credit cards in return for keeping Nigella's 'guilty secret', court hears

Off her tits on parmesan

The restaurant row between Nigella Lawson and her husband Charles Saatchi which ended in her apparently being choked by him may have been sparked by her alleged drug-taking, a court heard.

The 53-year-old domestic goddess 'habitually took cocaine' on a daily basis for a decade but kept it secret from her millionaire art dealer husband, it was claimed.

She also allegedly abused prescription drugs and took cannabis during their marriage.

Mr Saatchi accused Miss Lawson of being 'so off your heads on drugs' that she allowed their personal assistants to spend whatever they liked on credit cards in an email, a judge was told.

He branded her 'Higella' in the message - and accused her of 'poisoning' her daughter Cosmina, 19, with drugs before adding: 'Classy!'

The claims emerged as Italian sisters Francesca and Elisabetta Grillo prepare to stand trial charged with spending £300,000 on luxuries including designer clothes and first-class air travel on their credit cards.

Mr Saatchi and Nigella split up after their ten-year marriage collapsed when pictures were published in June showing the art dealer holding his wife by the throat.

During the row, he could also be seen grabbing her nose.

The incident on the terrace of Scott's restaurant in Mayfair, central London, was dismissed by Mr Saatchi as nothing more than 'a playful tiff' but he later accepted a police caution for assault

Anthony Metzer QC, defending Elisabetta, told Isleworth Crown Court the row may have been about Miss Lawson's alleged drug use and the credit card fraud claims.

He said: 'We are submitting the row that happened resulting in Mr Saatchi assaulting Nigella may have had something to do with Nigella taking drugs and may have something to do with the issue before this court of whether she gave them (the defendants) authority to use the cards.'

Referring to the Grillo sisters, he added: 'Our clients have been the innocent pawns in a rather unpleasant battle going on between Mr Saatchi, Miss Lawson and their lawyers.

http://www.dailyfail.co.uk/news/article ... ecade.html

Has this now made her more or less attractive. Discuss.

Imagine Nigella, all coked up, in her underwear, making you a batch of doughnuts.

He branded her 'Higella'

He's stealing the puns.

Nigella Lawson: A friend offered me some cocaine. I took it.

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