I cant think of anything sharp and witty, so heres the sigs, strawberry float off.
jawafour and Hyperion!
jawa's sig for Hyperion:
The sig is made up of:
1) "Greetings from Germany!", in honour of Hypes living in Frankfurt at the mo. 2) A room cleaner, who apparently arrives in Hypes' flat and "wakes him up"... 3) A SNES mini, which Hypes likes to play and relive his youth. 4) The Frankfurt skyline - a view which Hypes is becoming familiar with. 5) Lighning strikes! Hypes loves to yell about this whilst playing Mario Kart online with his GRcadian chums! 6) Link wearing Lederhosen. A dream for Hypes . 7) Banjo & Kazooie, who Hypes think appear in a better game than Mario 64. He is correct. 8) A Liverpool FC bauble. Hypes' fave team + Christmas = win. 9) A German Christmas stall, complete with an attractive lady dishing out beer. 10) Hypes' legendary post of "Too many gits all over the place" following an explosive Kart session . 11) Oh, and... snow, a tree and lights because Christmas.
"Merry Christmas, Hypes! Please enjoy your festive bratwurst!".
Hyperion's sig for jawa:
Hyperion wrote:I like to think this portrays a typical Christmas scene chez jawafour. He invites his friends round and plays drunken tricks on the neighbours whilst shouting abuse at them. Santa Claus flies overhead delivering jawa's presents, helping to make this a very special time of year.
A variety of sizes of this limited edition print are available, ranging from original to extremley distorted
My basic idea was to confuse Brerlappin with Brer Rabbit. Obviously.
While there apparently was a Brer Rabbit Christmas Carol movie, I couldn't find any decent pics to use and so I just went with the Tar Baby, which apparently is 100% not racist (100%!!). I also added amazing snow effects and a super Christmassy (Christmasy?) message because that makes it properly Christmas. It might look a bit stretched and out of shape, but that is not because I am an idiot that made it the wrong size and then resized it terribly. It wasn't that at all, it is all part of the charming design.
Happy Christmas Brer!
Brerlappin's sig for Moggy:
Brerlappin wrote:Doing research into my good friend Moggy, I couldn't help but notice one overarching theme: pure misery. So I began by sprinkling some of my favourite moggy-isms across the signature as an aperitif of the main meal to come.
Moggy is a man on a mission: to do more complaining about Brexit than anyone else on the forum. So to reflect this, I have made his Christmas signature as utilitarian and sparse as brexitly possible. I tried to envision what a very brexit Christmas would look like, bare white walls, a lone twig from a sturdy English oak instead of a German Weihnachtsbaum in place of a tree, mealy mouthed orphans begging for scraps of croissants. I also couldn't help but notice a trend for shitting on the Irish with choice quotes such as "strawberry floating Irish!" so I added a nice image of Irish famine victims along with said quote to really brexit things up a bit.
hope u hve a wunderful xmas hunni. u deserv it bb! i put a lot of efort in 2 ths for u so u betta apreshiate it u cheeky munki u. u rly do help mayk the forum beter for all us strng indipendont mummys here so keep up tha gd wurk! crunk on some crisps for me hun well get the prosecko out soon! see u later bbz. merri xmas % a happi new yr!
Rightey wrote:Reading up on him I found he seems to like Nintendo and has started playing Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, so I used that as the background, and put an Animal Crossing like, Orange Racoon on a skateboard in the scene, to make it more festive I also gave him a Santa hat. I made him carry what is supposed to be a Christmas Bobble but sharp viewers will notice it's the SONM logo.
Now thats what I call research '17. I bet these two are gonna be fast friends from here on out.
I then painstakingly reduced it down to the recommended 500x100, in order to encapsulate all the detail. I threw on some Christmas hats and added some stylish fairy light effects and then added a classy as strawberry float watercolor filter.
I also made this, which I prefer, but couldn't crop it satisfactorily enough:
Maybe use it as a desktop background for bonus points.
A biblical epic. The lad loves to give at this wonderful time of year.
Jenuall's sig for LewisD:
Jenuall wrote:Here is my sig for LewisD!
From my detailed research into LewisD I discovered that he appears to have developed something of an interest in glitter bombs so I've gone with a full on glitter explosion for the sig - also we all love a bit of sparkle at Christmas so it's a win-win! I see LewisD is also a fan of Ice Hockey and so I've decided to include this much sought after image of LewisD's rare appearance for the Nottingham Panthers. LewisD is also a man of great taste and has expressed a fondness of the wonderful Bill Murray showpiece that is Ghostbusters so a festive appearance has been made by the GB logo. Finally as a little treat for the eyes I present Maddie Moate and Antonia Thomas, two fine ladies who I believe LewisD might appreciate meeting under the mistletoe this Christmas!
I was tempted not to give him a sig at all due to his troublemaking and sincere wish to destroy this wonderful event and take it away from us all, but I thought better of it in the end. Karl likes him some Overwatch, and so the focal point of my masterwork was the sexiest Overwatch, Mercy. Next to the lovely lady we have the spiritual embodiment of the Switch, which he also loves (because hes a baby). Little Karl sits betwixt the four mammaries of the Switch-chans. Attached to the end of the sig is RuPaul, ready for christmas, seeing as Karl has recently declared his love for the drag. Also he is a bad admin.
If you cant love yourself, how the hell you gonna love anybody else? Can I get an Amen??
Karl's sig for Falsey:
Tell Karl his brother is dead wrote:Falsey's arms are GTX1080Tis and I guess his lower half has morphed into a Subaru WRX. (Or maybe he's making sweet love to it? We'll never know.) The flames represent how LIT this signature is. He's wearing sunglasses indoors because that's the kind of guy I imagine Falsey is.
A pretty uniformly good job across the board I think. Some good matches.
I need not remind you all that you are contractually obligated to use the sigs for at least the entire month of December. You should also say thankyou to your sig buddy and nurture your friendship, so that you might forever have these wonderful christmas memories.