Cornetto - the nation decides

PostCornetto - the nation decides by **Godzilla** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:13 pm

In these uncertain times one thing is clear. Cornetto is a classy treat and very much the walking man's Viennetta.

But which is the best, not including the recently launched choc orange and mermaid varieties.

How many options can you choose.... Just one :shifty:

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Moggy** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:14 pm

Turkey

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **SEP** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:22 pm

Original. Can't beat a creamyNo Context Thread Bait mouthful of nuts.

Classic. Nothing beats licking it right out when you get to the bottom

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Zilnad** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:26 pm

Strabby is the best flavour.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **rinks** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:31 pm

I despair when I see people buying Cornettos from ice cream vans. It’s like going into Five Guys and asking them to microwave you a Rustlers.

Strawberry is clearly the superior option.

rinks wrote:I despair when I see people buying Cornettos from ice cream vans. It’s like going into Five Guys and asking them to microwave you a Rustlers.

I thought that's what they did in Five Guys anyway?

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Edd** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:33 pm

Hot Fuzz

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Moggy** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:35 pm

Edd wrote:Hot Fuzz

I prefer Shaun of the Dead, but at least you're not a degenerate World's Ender.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Skarjo** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:39 pm

1>3>4>2>>>>>>5

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Skarjo** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 12:39 pm

Also it’s clearly mint you basic ass bitches.

Hot Fuzz > Shaun of the Dead > The World's End

Mint superiority.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Jenuall** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:01 pm

Fuzz = Shaun

There is no third movie.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Zilnad** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:05 pm

Jenuall wrote:Fuzz = Shaun

There is no third movie.

The correct answer.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Imrahil** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:08 pm

Mint, obviously.

I felt sad watching World's End. It was about halfway through when you could just tell Pegg & Wright had run out of steam with the writing. Kind of like a band pumping all their best hits into the first two albums then falling back on the weaker stuff for the third.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Moggy** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:13 pm

I actually quite like World's End. But it is in a very distant third place in that trilogy.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Ecno** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:15 pm

rinks wrote:I despair when I see people buying Cornettos from ice cream vans. It’s like going into Five Guys and asking them to microwave you a Rustlers.

Why would you get anything a but a Mr Whippy from a (standard) ice cream van?

I'd go for one of those Flake Ice Creams before a Cornetto, but failing that original.

Also probably more of a Shaun of the Dead fan that Hot Fuzz, but I can't really remember Hot Fuzz. Wasn't a huge World Ends fan.

PostRe: Cornetto - the nation decides by **Skarjo** » Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:26 pm

It’s definitely Shaun>Fuzz>World for me. Shaun and Fuzz are much closer together, but I think appreciating taking the piss out of zombie movies resonated more than taking the piss out of buddy cop action movies. World was just fine.

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