da_mighty_lizzimba (DML) on BrainTeaser

da_mighty_lizzimba wrote:]I've thought long and hard about this, and many of you thought it would never happen, but after five YEARS, there has finally come an event in my life which means I'm prepared to make this little sacrifice.

*breathes*

My name is Ben, and I am not a lion, nor a cat....nor a feline of any description.

I don't own a scratching post, I don't have a keyboard like that one in the movie 'Big' that I use to type on these forums by bounding about, and I'm not covered in fur....

I am a human. My name is Ben, and I am 22 (in human years).



The reason for my 'coming-out', is because this Monday, I'm LIVE on Channel 5's lunchtime quiz-show 'BrainTeaser' as a contestant. I'm travelling up to Brizzle on Sunday in order to take part, and quite frankly I'm petrified. A contestant pulled out ill at the last minute, and I randomly got the call....

As I thought this would be too much of a forum event to ignore, I have made the ultamite sacrifice, and have given up by my cattyness, and my anominity...

I hope that people will help me through this difficult time, and although I may truly be a normal man, I hope my level of dedication to the cause will allow me to be remembered as this forum's feline.