Dilemma, urgent help required

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PostDilemma, urgent help required
by Rapidly-Greying » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:53 pm

I was at the Turkish barbers today,and when he finished and cleaned me up(not a euphemism) he gave me a polite spritz of aftershave. I loved the smell and asked what it was so I could go home and order some.

But but but,I got home,looked on Amazon and it turned out to be a bloody woman's perfume. Thing is though,I wouldn't have known if I hadn't checked.

Do any of you reckon it's ok to wear perfume if it doesn't smell to girly?

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It was Versace Bright Crystal
I'm totally heterosexual but I'm not remotely macho.
I've never smelled a woman's fragrance before and thought to myself that I'd quite like to wear that.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by smurphy » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:04 pm

I'm afraid you're now gay.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by jiggles » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:09 pm

Rapidly-Greying wrote:I'm totally heterosexual

I've never smelled a woman's fragrance before


:(

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Vermilion » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:10 pm

I'm sure there's one of the 70+ gender types which now apparently exist (nope, me neither), which allows you to wear ladies scent yet still feel manly.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Chocolate-Milk » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:13 pm

Vermilion wrote:I'm sure there's one of the 70+ gender types which now apparently exist (nope, me neither), which allows you to wear ladies scent yet still feel manly.

There is.

It's all of them.


Drop the fragile masculinity bullshit and just wear the strawberry floating perfume.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by KK » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:17 pm

Am I the only one that rarely bothers with fragrances at all, then? By the time I’ve had a shower, deodorant, washed my hair and used shaving foam there’s alreaady more than enough scents than adding even more.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Grumpy David » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:20 pm

KK wrote:Am I the only one that rarely bothers with fragrances at all, then? By the time I’ve had a shower, deodorant, washed my hair and used shaving foam there’s alreaady more than enough scents than adding even more.



Same here dude. Might get them as gifts for Christmas but I barely use them. Special occasions only sort of thing and even then I often skip it out of habit of not using them.

Although wet shave wrecked my skin so I've stuck to electric razors for the last 10 years. No shaving foam required.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Rocsteady » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:23 pm

I don't even bother with deodorant 99% of the time.



But yes, you can wear whatever you want.

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by Ironhide » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:25 pm

I think certain fragrances can be fairly unisex if they're neither overly floral nor especially musky.

If you're comfortable with the idea of using it then do it, strawberry float what anyone thinks, its not like it'll suddenly turn you gay or anything.

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by Somebody Else's Problem » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:27 pm

Where's the dilemma? If you like it, wear it. I don't see the problem.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Karl » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:34 pm

Actual footage of RG's sexual awakening at the Turkish barbers:


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by ITSMILNER » Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:09 pm

I remember when I was in year 8 at secondary school my mum bought me a pair of pearl black Adidas trainers which I wore all the time.....until some of the lads at school pointed out they were actually girl trainers :(

Good job they didn’t see the knickers I was wearing :datass:

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by Rapidly-Greying » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:01 pm

Some proper comics on here lol.

strawberry float it,I'll look into a wee bottle of it.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Dual » Sun Feb 11, 2018 5:03 pm

No homo.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by rinks » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:10 pm

I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.

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by Vermilion » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:24 pm

rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.


No hybrid power for you then eh.

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Peter Crisp » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:27 pm

rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.


At least if the car runs out you can just scrape some from your armpits directly into the fuel tank. I bet that would get the ladies really hot watching that sexy display of frugality.

It's the modern equivalent of gladiators selling their sweat.

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Earfolds » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:30 pm

rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.

if you use red diesel does that make you a redneck

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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Peter Crisp » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:32 pm

Evil Ted wrote:
rinks wrote:I just splash on some diesel. Not the brand. Actual diesel.

if you use red diesel does that make you a redneck


It makes him a filthy tax dodger is what it does :x .

jiggles wrote:Nobody with a VR headset is going to be using it regularly this time next year, let alone in 4 years time.


Posted 16th March 2016. Let's see.
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PostRe: Dilemma, urgent help required
by Diabolito » Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:39 pm

Rapidly-Gheying.


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