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by Moggy » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:42 pm

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Denster » Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:57 pm

May asking Trump to shut up again. He just can't help himself can he. He commented on the alleged terrorist incident today in his usual crass fashion.

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by Garth » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:49 pm

Denster wrote:May asking Trump to shut up again. He just can't help himself can he. He commented on the alleged terrorist incident today in his usual crass fashion.

It's like Trump has an urge to remind us daily that he's a complete idiot/banana split.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Denster » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:52 pm

Luckily our strong and stable leader put him right.







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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Squinty » Fri Sep 15, 2017 7:54 pm

He was warned about this before. Some special relationship.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Denster » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:01 pm

He's a buffoon!

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Sep 15, 2017 10:31 pm

I would say he's a banana split but I don't have an instinctive urge to put my dick in him.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Moggy » Sat Sep 16, 2017 8:10 am

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I would say he's a banana split but I don't have an instinctive urge to put my dick in him.


He's Theresa May's banana split. You know it's there but you don't even want to think about it, let alone go anywhere near it.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by That » Sat Sep 16, 2017 10:33 am

Actually she doesn't need any of that because her species reproduces by implanting parasite eggs into your stomach.

We should take off and nuke her from orbit, It's the only way to be sure.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Sep 16, 2017 11:31 am

Moggy wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:I would say he's a banana split but I don't have an instinctive urge to put my dick in him.


He's Theresa May's banana split. You know it's there but you don't even want to think about it, let alone go anywhere near it.

'Theresa May's banana split' :dread: that's got to be one of the options in the latest version of Cards Against Humanity, right? Along with 'Donald Trump's undoubtedly microscopic penis'.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Denster » Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:02 pm

Actually I bet he's hung like a South American,fruit carrying, donkey!

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Hypes » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:37 pm

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/908770085837447170



A great week for Tory growth. Average age has risen 6 years in just 2!!
The superior beings have accelerated ageing processes compared to prole scum! :datass:

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by KK » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:33 pm

Daily Mail wrote:Two female American tourists suffered facial injuries in an acid attack that left two others nursing burns, outside a train station in Marseille.

The four tourists, in their early twenties, were travelling between Marseilles and Paris when a 41-year-old man sprayed them with hydrochloric acid, according to reports.

It is understood the tourists were in gare Saint-Charles station just after 11am this morning when the attacker struck.

According to witnesses, no slogans were shouted out during the attack, and it was not thought to be terrorist related.

All four of those involved in the incident were thought to be American women, and they were travelling as a party.

The acid was thought to be in a spray canister sold in DIY shops for cleaning purposes.

I hope the law gets changed in the UK so anyone found guilty of these crimes are given guaranteed life sentences. Never any exceptions.

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by Squinty » Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:06 pm

KK wrote:
Daily Mail wrote:Two female American tourists suffered facial injuries in an acid attack that left two others nursing burns, outside a train station in Marseille.

The four tourists, in their early twenties, were travelling between Marseilles and Paris when a 41-year-old man sprayed them with hydrochloric acid, according to reports.

It is understood the tourists were in gare Saint-Charles station just after 11am this morning when the attacker struck.

According to witnesses, no slogans were shouted out during the attack, and it was not thought to be terrorist related.

All four of those involved in the incident were thought to be American women, and they were travelling as a party.

The acid was thought to be in a spray canister sold in DIY shops for cleaning purposes.

I hope the law gets changed in the UK so anyone found guilty of these crimes are given guaranteed life sentences. Never any exceptions.


I remember that video from ages ago where the guy and his sister were sprayed with acid while they were driving. It's such a horrible thing to do to someone.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Garth » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:20 pm

Horrific. Truly evil thing to do.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:40 pm

Matthew Parris: "This is the moment for a Lib Dem revival"

Believe :wub:

Why don't we all just agree to cancel Brexit and move Sir Vince into number ten?

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Denster » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:44 pm

It's not the worst idea in the world to be fair

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:45 pm

...:shock:

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by captain red dog » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:38 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Matthew Parris: "This is the moment for a Lib Dem revival"

Believe :wub:

Why don't we all just agree to cancel Brexit and move Sir Vince into number ten?

If Labour didn't have a leader that appeals to the traditional Lib Dem values then I think they would have a chance. But right now with a return to 2 party politics, the Lib Dems will get squeezed.

Their best chance for a revival is for when one of the big 2 secures a landslide.

It's a shame as I generally like Vince Cable.

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PostRe: The Politics Thread 3.0
by DML » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:39 pm

captain red dog wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Matthew Parris: "This is the moment for a Lib Dem revival"

Believe :wub:

Why don't we all just agree to cancel Brexit and move Sir Vince into number ten?

If Labour didn't have a leader that appeals to the traditional Lib Dem values then I think they would have a chance. But right now with a return to 2 party politics, the Lib Dems will get squeezed.

Their best chance for a revival is for when one of the big 2 secures a landslide.

It's a shame as I generally like Vince Cable.


Always worth remembering that the Lib Dems did actually gain seats at the last election, despite their drop in overall share.


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