Do Bears exist

PostDo Bears exist by **Denster** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:20 am

A colleague of mine who is very bright and is 23 has just told me she didn't realise bears were real until a few years ago.
:shock:

Discuss

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Moggy** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:22 am

They exist but they do not gooseberry fool in the woods.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Lagamorph** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:25 am

Of course they exist,

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **SEP** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:28 am

Denster wrote:A colleague of mine who is very bright and is 23 has just told me she didn't realise bears were real until a few years ago.

Discuss

Should have taken your shirt off and shown her.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Preezy** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:33 am

Colleague or patient?

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Trelliz** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:44 am

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Monkey Man** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:13 am

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Saint of Killers** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:29 am

On a similar note...

A number of years ago, a friend told me his wife had no idea what he meant when he told her not to cry wolf. He told her the fable and apparently, she'd never heard of it before.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Preezy** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:05 pm

This will sound made up but there was a girl in my office who thought the moon moved when it was windy.

100% gods honest truth.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Cumberdanes** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:12 pm

A former colleague of mine used to ask the stupidest questions on a regular basis highlights included are there muscles in your arms?, is Sheffield abroad? and are monsters like Dracula real? When I answered her with regards to Dracula she went on to say "Well I don't mean now but years ago".

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Peter Crisp** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:15 pm

Preezy wrote:This will sound made up but there was a girl in my office who thought the moon moved when it was windy.

100% gods honest truth.

Technically it does move when it's windy it just also moves when it isn't windy.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Denster** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:16 pm

This same girl though the moon was further away than the stars. And that the love story in Titanic was real.

Corazon de Leon · PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Corazon de Leon** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:25 pm

Girl I used to work with once told us she was going off to use a Luigi board to contact dead people, and another one once told us how she was really looking forward to going to Cardiff for a Stereophonics gig, but didn't want to get the ferry over there. When we questioned her as to where she thought Wales was, the girl pointed to Northern Ireland on a map. Lovely people but strawberry float me. :lol:

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **That** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:28 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:she was really looking forward to going to Cardiff for a Stereophonics gig, but didn't want to get the ferry over there. When we questioned her as to where she thought Wales was, the girl pointed to Northern Ireland on a map. Lovely people but strawberry float me.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Return_of_the_STAR** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:09 pm

Too be honest I've never seen a bear in the wild. It's possible that the ones in the zoo were just invented by scientists. I'm convinced some of the ones you see on the TV are actually cgi. I would even go as far as saying winnie the pooh is hand drawn. Pretty lazy if you ask me.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Peter Crisp** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:21 pm

I just had a terrible thought.

Does Denster exist or is he some super powerful AI?

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Gandalf** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:26 pm

Is it a necessity to know?

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Peter Crisp** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:29 pm

Not really, no.

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Gandalf** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:30 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:Not really, no.

I meant that to Denny's question, Pete, as in bear necessity?! :shifty:

PostRe: Do Bears exist by **Moggy** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:31 pm

Peter Crisp wrote:I just had a terrible thought.

Does Denster exist or is he some super powerful AI?

Denster is the singularity. We are all just the creation of the all powerful Denster network.

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